I'll take Quotable Quotes, Alex...

[ATR-DRIVR]

BOOK??? What book? I didn't get any book!!!

 

[planejanes]

Don't know why this reminded me of this, but my favorite thing to throw at a student on his mock oral was to ask:

"What endorsements, certificates, or ratings are required to fly to another state?"


Usually a long pause after that one......

 

[52vincent]

You all are beginning to worry me!!!

Does "Flying for Dummies count" as the prerequisite material

 

[FlyDeltasJets]

I once read a "Penthouse Forum" that took place on an airplane.

(actually, in a lav, but I learned a lot anyway)

 

[HAZ-MAT]

"Didn't You get the memo?"

 

[T-Gates]

Reading is overated! Just take the book place it on your head and leave it there overnight, in the morning.......INSTA-KNOWLEDGE!

That works........right?

--03M