Minority Skies
Some of you may remember this one. I first saw it a few years ago, back when United was hiring all of their 300 hr wonders.
I have 500 hours and big knobby boobs and fly 747s with cathode ray tubes.
I may not know what Im doing or why, but I fly for UNITED in the minority sky.
We are the pride of the UNITED fleet wtih Debbie, Tyrone, and Abdul Raheet.
In UAL ground school I flunked my exam, but it didnt matter, I have a bearded clam.
I departed from Denver one hot afternoon and one the Boeings engines quit 10 knots too soon.
From the left to the right we started to swerve, but with my very low time, I lost my nerve.
She started to rock and she started to roll and I knew real soon we would be a firey hole.
Then my Captain took over and stoped that big hog.
Hes a great pilot, he was a COMMUTER DOG.