I stole a car

[FL420]

MKE fireman told me today, that the City Ordinance for leaving your keys in the car is 500 bucks or 1 buck or somewhere inbetween, but they have an ordinance violation for leaving your keys in your car. Like they need a law in MKE.

Strange thing happened this evening. The wife and I walked to the local grocery store. A bunch of people were milling about in the parking lot. One guy, in his mid-20's, was really upset. It turns out he came out of the store, started his car, put his groceries in the back and then went to put his cart in the cart corral. He was no more than 30 feet away when a guy jumped in his car and drove off in it.

 

[FN FAL]

He was no more than 30 feet away when a guy jumped in his car and drove off in it.

ZOINKS!

 

[81Horse]

Once upon a time in Missoula the layover hotel of choice provided loaner cars for airline crews to shuttle to and from the airport. One cold and early morning, a Horizon pilot brought a car up to the covered entryway to warm it up for a while. He and his partner loaded their bags, then walked back inside for a cup of coffee. Meanwhile, some good ole boy staggered out of the hotel's casino, through the lobby, and into the driver's seat of the nice, warm car -- and away he drove.

It took several hours for the cops to find the good ole boy, the car -- and the AOG flightbags.

 

[mpflies2]

That is hillarious!

Oh, and scoreboard, don't forget reverse 180s when backing up, and donuts.
Don't do that stuff in cars with Onstar or whatever the Ford version of that is.
So, I'm doing this beautiful donut in a Lincoln Towncar, and some friggin phone rings inside the car, and the lady asks "are you alright?".
...

OMG thats awesome...hahah, I'd be like B**ch don't call here again.

 

[AirBadger]

Strange thing happened this evening. The wife and I walked to the local grocery store. A bunch of people were milling about in the parking lot. One guy, in his mid-20's, was really upset. It turns out he came out of the store, started his car, put his groceries in the back and then went to put his cart in the cart corral. He was no more than 30 feet away when a guy jumped in his car and drove off in it.

People say I'm wierd when I lock my car on the way to put the cart back. I'm glad I do. That sucks.

 

[FlyingSkip]

Checked into the HI the other day in RIC and was given a room key---I stick the card in the door, start to push it open just as the lady on the other side is walking out of the bathroom naked after her shower! She screams, I jump like I've been whipped and back out of the room apologizing profusely! As I get into the hall, shaking my head, the girl from the front desk is RUNNING down the hall to tell me she had given me the wrong room---a little late there, chickie-poo!

Before anybody gets too excited----fat, old and flabby. Instead of titillating it was nauseating...but there's always NEXT time!

 

[FN FAL]

Pow, right in the kisser!

Checked into the HI the other day in RIC and was given a room key---I stick the card in the door, start to push it open just as the lady on the other side is walking out of the bathroom naked after her shower! She screams, I jump like I've been whipped and back out of the room apologizing profusely! As I get into the hall, shaking my head, the girl from the front desk is RUNNING down the hall to tell me she had given me the wrong room---a little late there, chickie-poo!

Before anybody gets too excited----fat, old and flabby. Instead of titillating it was nauseating...but there's always NEXT time!

Sounds like you met my wife. But anyway, just as humorous as that other fellow's post about the big black guy in his underwear that got mad when the poster walked in on him.

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!