I stole a car

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Checked into the HI the other day in RIC and was given a room key---I stick the card in the door, start to push it open just as the lady on the other side is walking out of the bathroom naked after her shower! She screams, I jump like I've been whipped and back out of the room apologizing profusely! As I get into the hall, shaking my head, the girl from the front desk is RUNNING down the hall to tell me she had given me the wrong room---a little late there, chickie-poo!

Before anybody gets too excited----fat, old and flabby. Instead of titillating it was nauseating...but there's always NEXT time!

 

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Pow, right in the kisser!

Checked into the HI the other day in RIC and was given a room key---I stick the card in the door, start to push it open just as the lady on the other side is walking out of the bathroom naked after her shower! She screams, I jump like I've been whipped and back out of the room apologizing profusely! As I get into the hall, shaking my head, the girl from the front desk is RUNNING down the hall to tell me she had given me the wrong room---a little late there, chickie-poo!

Before anybody gets too excited----fat, old and flabby. Instead of titillating it was nauseating...but there's always NEXT time!

Sounds like you met my wife. But anyway, just as humorous as that other fellow's post about the big black guy in his underwear that got mad when the poster walked in on him.

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!

Pow, right in the kisser!