I Have To Pee!!!

[bigD]

LMAO! You guys are killing me! I have a GR exam in an hour - I don't think I'll be able to concentrate now. Heh!

 

[T-Gates]

I did piss in a flashlight once in a Baron

Now that took some inginuity!

The Macgyver award for this thread goes to you pal......


--03M

 

[OtterFO]

I had a fairly well known passenger drop a steamer in the lav of a King Air 200 once. He was the only passenger and afterword we both doned the necessary masks and hit the emergancy dump valve at FL20something. It did a really good job of deoderizing the airplane.....

 

[Fokkerflyer]

Hey-

Here's a good one:

A few years back I flew a 50 for a rich 40something guy who enjoyed getting it on with (usually) his girlfriend in the cabin.

One time, on an a.m. flight (yup, lots of coffee...) they were at it again, and both of us had to go pretty bad. The road to relief was blocked, but digging around in the galley I found a thermos bottle. To make a long story short- we both found relief.

And yes, we did throw away the thermos after landing.

FF

 

[banned username 2]

I found a thermos bottle. To make a long story short- we both found relief.

Oh yuck! Sharing a thermos bottle!

I'm not saying you should have done it, but I understand!

 

[Fokkerflyer]

I went first. Captain's discretion...

 

[PilotRon]

Flew with a commuter flight attendant who told me this one. She was flying Dornier328 and went into the lav. In the toilet was the biggest and longest log she had ever seen. She said she began laughing so hard when she saw it and I asked why. She explained that what made it so funny was that it was wrapped around the inside of the toilet and part came up to the ridge. It seems the person that laid it was so proud that he stuck his business card on the end sticking up!

Keep up the good stories

 

[501261]

Flew with a commuter flight attendant who told me this one. She was flying Dornier328 and went into the lav. In the toilet was the biggest and longest log she had ever seen. She said she began laughing so hard when she saw it and I asked why. She explained that what made it so funny was that it was wrapped around the inside of the toilet and part came up to the ridge. It seems the person that laid it was so proud that he stuck his business card on the end sticking up!

Keep up the good stories

Oh you reminded me of a good one, a few years back I was airlining home, after a few hours I had to hit the lav. Low and behold there is a big a$$ log (had to be about 12 inches long) a waiting me in the lav. Well being the polite passenger that I am I tried to flush that thing down. After repeated flushings that log was still there, so I figured that since I had to pee I might as well try and "hose it down". Eventually my hose ran out of juice and this log was still sittin' pretty. So I tried to flush it down a few more times. No luck, my politeness is through, I figured it’s not mine and I'm just going to leave it.

Sure enough I step out of the lav and this beautiful blond is waiting to go. I have that deer-in-the-headlights look; I'm thinking should I go back in and try to remove the offending log. I simply sputtered "I swear that was not me in there." You think she believed me? She gave me the dirtiest look as she went back to her seat.

 

[750driver]

... Low and behold there is a big a$$ log (had to be about 12 inches long) a waiting me in the lav. Well being the polite passenger that I am I tried to flush that thing down. After repeated flushings that log was still there, so I figured that since I had to pee I might as well try and "hose it down". Eventually my hose ran out of juice and this log was still sittin' pretty. So I tried to flush it down a few more times. No luck, my politeness is through, I figured it’s not mine and I'm just going to leave it.

This is a prime example of why it always pays to have a crash axe on board

 

[jergar999]

Coat hangars are wonderful for braking up unusually dense steamers. On at least one occasion I ended up hanging a sport coat on a seat. Man that flashlight thing, that's incredible. I used to fly with a guy who loved to come up with names for it every time...

going to drop some friends at the pool, feeling the mud blow, etc, making it even harder to walk to the lav with a straight face.