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AKAAB said:
And some people wonder why freight pilots' resumes don't float right to the top of the stack...

Nice way to feed the stereotype, self-proclaimed comedian that he is.


Why you gottsta be hatin'?? :pimp:
 
I guess they don't have a Dental plan there! :crying:
 
Fellas,

There is a reason this is one of the most popular threads, day after day, on this message board. It's hysterical. Those of you who are hard-ases don't need to worry, he's not stepping in your cool-aid. He's down-to-earth and humble. Let's take a little deeper look at the video and I'll walk you through growing a sense of humor. This is a funny video because, while this man is an accomplished professional pilot, he takes time durring cruise-climb to tell us about *free food*. Now, clearly he is in a jet, and he's clearly in the left seat with four stripes, yet he welcomes us to his "JET" with the enthusiasm of an 18 y/o FO in a shiny RJ. While most proud pilots would show their machoism by speaking in a deep voice and smile as little as possible, Caneman wears a sh!t-eatin' grin while he squeaks out, "ooh, I'm getting pretty blown out there by the SUN." Aye cabrone, that's hysterical! It's also quite clear that he's really pushing the rules of the required rest, as every freight-dog does. "ANYWAY, it's not like a lot of footage of me flyin' around in my JET." There are so many one-liners packed in these seven minutes of laughter, my CA and I have been quoting him all week.

Parting and deepest thought; "I got on some sssstripes and ssssh!t on my sssshoulders. Like, I'm pretty much in charge of this thing." That there's funny, I don't care who y'are, that's funny. If you don't think that's funny, you need to spend some of your holy CAPITAN pay and buy yourself a sense of humor. Caneman, if you read this, there are a lot of silent fans... a silent majority. Keep up the good work and maybe you could stick to the pilot humor. If this website doesn't prove that pilots need someone like you, I don't know what would. Please, please, do some more pilot sssssshenanigans. Looking forward to seeing you around.

Shy
 
Shy Fly Guy

Thank you so much for the kind words. Im glad that you and the silent ones are having a good laugh from my existance on this planet. And the non silent folks too. It humbles me that you have picked my video apart and got the lines down to a science. Being a freight dog, we never got fed too well, so when "WE GOT SOME FREE FOOD" well, it was a $ 18 buffet in Central America, that was covered by the hotel, that made our (the crew) night. Back in the days of Emery our contract only said we could have Beverage Service on the plane, water, coffee, tea, soup - HOWEVER you could not take a delay a flight for lack of beverages. LOL what a joke. While ALL of the Contractors that flew for us had Full Meals on most fights. And ALPA said we had the Best First Contract in the Industry.....AnyyyyyWayyyyy
Thanks again. Cleared for Takeoff..

Theres many more videos on my site: And listen to my music, from the link on the bottom of my main page. My band is called Mike Hotel and I play with my Invention called "The Caneman Guitar God System"(R) (tm) The newest in guitar effects.

www.caneman.tv
 
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Its really funny. But most dont seem to get the humor. You gotta be a fr8dg to get it. Man gimmie my hou-dal;hou-dal twice a night and a pack of newports. Fill my 402 with 1100 lbs of checks and I am in heaven. Dam now that is pretty smooooooth
 
Caneman's American Idol Audition Video

In AVIATION theres the Pay To Fly deal via a training contract and such, like flying for LOW Wages, AND guys who BUY Time in the Seat. In Hollywood theres a Pay To Play deal, where the clubs charge the bands to play there. And the bands are all Posers. SO here is MY Tribute to ALL THE POSERS in the world. Just Enjoy..Its Comedy Folks...AND at least Im not going....yeaaaaa wecome to myyyy jetttttttt. Pritty dangnn Smooooth..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=56368982207266085

www.caneman.tv
 

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