How World War III will start.

[skyking1976]

Linky

 

[FlyChicaga]

At least they know a quality brew. Every person at that table has a Guinness!

Guinness = Genius in Gaelic

 

[slide33]

If Guinness = Genius in Gaelic

What does Gae-lic = ?

 

[Typhoon1244]

What will start W.W. III? Well, one day these guys on Flightinfo started arguing about pitch versus power.

The next thing you know...

 

[F70pilot]

Popular legend has it that the Almighty created whiskey to keep the Irish from conquering the world.

 

[mar]

Lucky Charms...

Aye, and tank Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph for it too lad...

That little island has produced some of the best singer musicians the world has known.

Methinks it's in the whiskey---and maybe just a little in the rain as well.

 

[FN FAL]

What will start WWIII?

When Jesus comes back, he will re-enter the atmosphere at a high rate of speed...breaking up into little pieces similar to falling stars. The majority of these pieces will shower over Russia and China, causing their defenses to believe a missle attack has occured. They will launch full "retalitory" strikes in response to this percieved threat. The US will launch to answer their attacks, but MADD will occur none the less.

Fortunately for us, Hilary will be in office so we can blame it all on her.

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: What will start WWIII?

Fortunately for us, Hilary will be in office so we can blame it all on her.

Nah, they'll just keep getting the Supreme Court to appoint Bushes. Jeb's next, then Neil...after he matures a bit. Hell, maybe Laura will even take a crack at it.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Re: Re: What will start WWIII?

Hell, maybe Laura will even take a crack at it.

Nice pun!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: Re: Re: What will start WWIII?

Nice pun!

Yes, wasn't it? (And totally unintentional, I must admit...)

 

[C601]

I was born and lived in Dublin for 18yrs, that story tells a good picture of how it is in Ireland, a typical weekend night in Dublin is going down to the local for a few drinks with friends and then of to the night club for a few more rounds, and hoping to "score" that night. My friends 12 years later still do the same thing every weekend night as they did when we where 18. but alot has changed since then, Mostly good.

 

[Russ]

No smoking in the pubs in Ireland is a change for the better. I used to visit often and had to heave my clothes outside after a good pub crawl because of the stench.