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How to save the airlines

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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
 
Solution: Just stop giving benefits to FA's and their domestic partners. This will eliminate everyone over 30 and discourage male FA's, two birds with one stone. What's not to like?

How long until this thead gets locked and we all get banned? :cartman:
 
There's a simple formula to save the airlines.

Cost to airline to transport seat from ABC to XYZ + markup = Cost of seat.

Not

Cost to airline to transport seat from ABC to XYZ - enough to lowball the next guy = cost of seat

-mini

*edit*
ROFL - y'all are talking about male FA's and I said "lowball"

*sigh* time to get another drink
 

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