How to save the airlines

[WestHouston]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
The hell -- They don't even serve food anymore; so, what's the loss? The
Strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
Atmosphere going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
Country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary; thus,
Saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
The women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
Including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
See record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
Right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[BlueBusDriver]

Now that's funny!

 

[WMUSIGPI]

The only problem I see is our current batch of FA's bring enough drama with them. I don't think all the drama that would be around with strippers would be containable in an airplane.

 

[turbodriver]

Bill, you're a friggin' genius!! It'll be nice to have you in the oval office again

 

[Draginass]

Put the current herd of flight attendant in bikinis. That'll keep the terrorists off the airplanes.

Oh, wait. Geez. That'd keep everybody off the airplanes.

Never mind.