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Sometimes I'll say this to whoever I'm flying with...

"Say, have you figured it out yet?" They will say "What?" I'll say "Who's the best pilot".... and then snap my jaw like Iceman.

Or maybe I'll walk up to them in ops when they are sitting down, and I'll lean over towards them (take a sniff) and say "(their name) ----- You Stink!"


Or if we are getting delayed vectors or something like that I might say "We're way low on gas... Common MAV, let's land this sucker."

And I might have to set them straight at the end of the flight and say something like "You know what? You're everyone's problem, that's because everytime you go up in the air you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're DANGEROUS." If they play along and say "That's right Ice (pat my shoulder) Man, I am DANGEROUS"...... then it makes it all that much more fun.
 
John Goodman in Raising Arizona knocking over the bank: "FREEZE! Everybody get on the floor!"

...nobody moves...

Goodman: Why aren't you doing what I said?

Old man in line: Well, you told us to freeze. If'n I'm froze I can't rightly get on the floor can I? And if'n I get on the floor I ain't rightly frozen, am I?

I used that quote today too :D
 
"You have born to kill on your helmet, and a piece sign on your body armour, what is that, some kind of sick joke"

Full Metal Jacket-

"65 and a wake up, and Im a gone mother@#$%@, back to the world"

Platoon-

"Never get out of the boat, never get out of the boat!!"

Apocylipse Now-

"Have we stopped yet, thats good, everybody OK, how are you doing, smokem if you gotem"

Space Balls-
 
Man I feel like a tool now:

"Up there we gotta push it, that's our job."

-Viper

Seriously though the most frequent movie I hear quoted at work is definetly Office Space.

"Did you get the memo..."
 
The best movie quote recently:

The news guy:"But sir, I'm a noncombatant!"
Sgt Major:"Ain't no such thing today, boy!"


- We Were Soldiers
 
Favorite Movie Quotes

Rasing Arizona:
Old man in truck looking at Nicholas Cage; "Boy you gota panty on your head.."

Full Metal Jacket:
"Do you feel weak?! Do you feel dizzy?! Jesus H Chr!st, I think ya got a hard on!"

Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail:
Battle with the Black Knight; "...tis but a mear flesh wound!"
 

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