Nice comeback. When you have to explain it that means it didn't make any sense and it sucked.
By the way. We went to a party last week and saw your wife there. She was wearing her muffin top pants and low cut top. She was standing there trying to look hot but she didn't realize that her big fat rolls where totally disgusting and her pants looked like a balloon that had been over inflated and was going to pop at any second. Being 4'9" didn't help, either.
She thought that her large breasts would attract lots of men but she didn't understand that she had large fat-woman breasts...not the large hot chick breast implant breasts. She got drunk and started flashing everbody. Half of the people there puked and then prayed that she didn't take her pants off. We wanted to approach her and let her know that skanky clothes and all the makeup in the world did not change the fact that she was fat and nasty but we didn't want to hurt her feelings (after all, its probably genetic, right?).
We saw a ring on her finger and asked her why she was there. She said that her husband was not good in bed and had a small pee-pee. In your defense I said that its hard to be good in bed when the bull is riding you. I couldn't defend your small pee-pee, though. Sorry.
There was this one football player guy at the party who'd boink anything so we dared him to go after your wife. He didn't want to do it at first but after a few more shots and the promise of a brown paper bag to put over your wife's head (and one over his head just in case hers fell off) he went for it.
He ended up having sex with her belly button and we were like "Are you serious"? He said "Yeah, it looked just like a cooch. It was all wet and had a bunch of hair around it". We said "That's nasty! Seriously, that's nasty"! He said "Doesn't matter. It felt exactly the same. Besides, she didn't complain". The rest of us said that we would never drink shots again. The good news for you is that he didn't technically have sex with your wife so she didn't technically cheat on you.
That was a funny party.