How many of you qualify with these mins???

[Wang Chung]

Found on findapilot.com: www.findapilot.com/index.php?a=2&b=737

Listed mimimums: "Gay Pilot."

Must be "athletic, flamboyant and opinionated" and you'll need to send pictures of yourself, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, let the jokes BEGIN!

 

[agpilot34]

Oh good GOD help us!

 

[JRSLim]

Found on findapilot.com: www.findapilot.com/index.php?a=2&b=737

Listed mimimums: "Gay Pilot."

Must be "athletic, flamboyant and opinionated" and you'll need to send pictures of yourself, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, let the jokes BEGIN!

Can you go somewhere and get a type rating for that?

I used to be a gay pilot, until I found out what I am getting paid.

 

[fatdumbandhappy]

Forget PFT, I'm just going to turn gay.

 

[Mason]

Whats the pay, QOL, etc?

 

[RichardRambone]

Whats the pay, QOL, etc?

Haha beat me to it. Well does it count that I'm a "ferry pilot?"

 

[Kikuchiyo]

Apparently, they're serious. There's a TV production company making a reality show called the "Great Air Race"

http://www.thegreatairrace.com/IntroPage.html

Part of their spiel is that the pilots are from "different heritages, colors, and lifestyles." Looks like they didn't get one who was openly gay yet.

 

[Check 6]

Hiring requirements

Applicants must demonstrate proficiency conducting LOC-BC approaches.

 

[BushwickBill]

Don't read into this one...

Papillon Productions is looking for a gay pilot to be on television. Must be between the ages of 25 - 50, athletic, flamboyant, and opinionated. Must submit credentials and two pictures by 2/26/2006. We are starting Production and will continue for thirty days.

Hmmmmmmm....

 

[L.Skywalker]

That is soooo me!

 

[CapnVegetto]

Whats the pay, QOL, etc?

Hollywood pay, Beverly Hills Hotel, and all the Vasoline you could desire.

 

[pilotyip]

I bet the sim eval "hands on" has a different twist

 

[ultrarunner]

Applicants must demonstrate proficiency conducting LOC-BC approaches.

Ohhh, good one Check 6, good one!

 

[tracearabians]

Like your avatar !

 

[Check 6]

Trace, thanks. Yours is not too shabby either!

 

[flydaddy0499]

Sword bumping at FL350?

 

[hyflyt560]

One of the best lines I heard while attending a military course. During class introductions, one of our classmates stands up and says, "I used to be a homosexual, I got sucked into it [pause], but it was such a pain in the ass I had to get out."

 

[Ill Mitch]

Hollywood pay, Beverly Hills Hotel, and all the Vasoline you could desire.

Vasoline? Forget it. Now if it was KY...I might consider.

 

[Limeyflyer]

Got to watch out for the reverse sensing on that LOC-BC

 

[JoeMhama]

Papillion Productions has a classified over on skyjobs.net
They are looking for CFI's for this Air Race thing
I thought it sounded kinda cool.

 

[Dubya]

I'm going to go along with Majerus on this one....."I'm not a big Gay guy."


W

 

[iflyhigh72]

What does a Gay horse eat???


HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

[Limeyflyer]

HAHAHAHA Old one but a good one

 

[sky37d]

Applicants must demonstrate proficiency conducting LOC-BC approaches.

Hey,Check 6, I really like your tag line
Kick the tires, light the fires, first off is lead, brief on guard

 

[fatdumbandhappy]

Hey,Check 6, I really like your tag line
Kick the tires, light the fires, first off is lead, brief on guard

Whatch out Check 6, it looks like sky37d is hitting on you, forget the BC approach just tell ATC you don't go that way. LOL/Just Kidding

 

[futurama08]

i'll play the part if it pays the bills

 

[flydaddy0499]

i'll play the part if it pays the bills

Your check valve must be INOP.