How long till Southwest interviews again?

[Oh-ryan]

The easiest way to spot an American overseas is to check footwear. Americans are the ones wearing white tennis shoes and shorts with few exceptions. Very sophisticated.

ummm... who freaking cares what Pierre thinks when I am walking down the streets of Paris. Sure I am the ugly American when I am in his country. When he comes here for a visit I view him the stinky, obnoxious Frenchman in the Speedo.

So the feeling is mutual. He don't like me when I am there and I don't like it when he comes here. Now, where is my white alligator skin belt with the brass buckle? Oh, nevermind I left it next to my Dale Jr Budweiser hat.

Also... Pocono Pilot... priceless avatar. That print belongs on a Napolean Dynamite t-shirt.

 

[Lear70]

ummm... who freaking cares what Pierre thinks when I am walking down the streets of Paris. Sure I am the ugly American when I am in his country. When he comes here for a visit I view him the stinky, obnoxious Frenchman in the Speedo.

So the feeling is mutual. He don't like me when I am there and I don't like it when he comes here. Now, where is my white alligator skin belt with the brass buckle? Oh, nevermind I left it next to my Dale Jr Budweiser hat.

ROFLMAO!

Classic...

I have French relatives as well, but still think the above is very funny, and very true although, for some reason, I don't notice the smell with my relatives - must be a blood relation can't tell thing.

Or maybe I stink. Who knows.

 

[Pocono Pilot]

Jesus Fu#%ing Christ, my 20 year old daughter thinks that is juvenile. I had her read it.

Good luck on your sorority pledge.

The Pig.

Wow, she isn't much younger than me.

Don't be mad at me because you're getting old Grandpa!

Good luck on your Retirement home search. Take plently of viagra and Just for Men hair coloring.

LOL

 

[Lear70]

Wow.

Talk about "Ways to make friends, and influence people"...

You seem to have a recurring theme with your anger towards older guys... did you have a "bad experience" when you first got to Express Jet?

What was that one about a washing machine compared to certain girls?