Hooters!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SEXY hostesses have taken off plenty for the debut of a new airline — called Hooters Air.

Cabin girls wore tight vests and hotpants on the maiden flight of the US service which calls itself “delightfully tacky”.

Boss Robert Brooks, who already has a chain of 330 Hooters restaurants, said: “We aim to bring fun back to flying. We’re politically incorrect and everyone knows it.”

Robert hopes to lure golfers and other sportsmen away from rival airlines with £80 flights from Atlanta to the resort town of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

But analyst Henry Harte-veldt called it a “stupid idea” at a time when some airlines are struggling.

He said: “I expect they’ll go bust.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2003110288,00.html

 

[Flylo]

Oh man, Oh man.

Does anybody know if Hooters offers PFT?

Sorry fellas, but I'll have to retire in a year and a half so that's my only shot.

THAT'S what a "stewardess" looked like when I was a kid.......
Well, maybe not quite like that. But..... They could have if they wanted to!!

 

[jetexas]

At last...an island in the sea of Political Correctness.

 

[Midnight Mike]

Oh yeah baby, lower the cabin temp. to about 30 degrees

 

[festus]

very nice...where do i sign up!

 

[Iceman21]

Take a look at the guy on the right with the water bottle in his hand in the second picture. Classic look to me!!

They will last for a while at least, our country has the same moral integrity of Robert Brooks.

 

[LearLove]

from hootersair.com

Air Transportation
All flights are operated as public charters for Hooters Air LLC by Pace Airlines d/b/a/ Hooters Air. The PC number is PC03048. Hooters Air LLC headquarters are at 1704 Oak Street, Myrtle Beach SC 29577. Charter Flights are operated on Boeing 737-200 aircraft configured with 112 all coach leather seats. Hooters Air, LLC reserves the right to substitute scheduled aircraft when necessary at no additional cost and at comparable departure times based on participation in the charter program. The Passenger will be notified of any such decision no less than ten days prior to departure and may either accept the scheduled service or request a full refund within seven days of receipt of notification. Hooters Air, LLC also reserves the right to substitute another air carrier or to change the aircraft type or capacity and does not guarantee single plane stop service. No refunds or compensation will be given for such substations or changes

and this:
Easy to Buy! Easy to Fly!
Common Sense Pricing! One price each destination, all seats!
Non stop service
One Way Fares
No Advance Purchase requirements
No Saturday Night stay requirements - travel when you want!
Fares are valid any time - no black out dates, no walk-up price hikes!
Extra Leg Room!
One class configuration in the cabin - We call it Club class!
All Leather Seats
The best Customer Service!
The same great Flight Crews plus two Hooters Girls provided by Hooters of America Restaurants.
A great experience that enlivens the senses and puts the Fun back in flying!

 

[KingAirKiddo]

Sweet! Anybody know what their jumpseat policy is?

 

[jetexas]

"Sweet! Anybody know what their jumpseat policy is?"

Not sure, but I can just see it now..
..'Morning Captain, I'm FO____ with ___ airlines, mind if I ride with ya today?"...
"No problem, you can ride along anytime. Go an getcha a good seat in the back. By the way you can plug your camcorder into the adapter under the seat"!

 

[LearLove]

me thinks this guy got some cash he needs to blow. who knows

 

[LearLove]

its the only time the TSA's no offline jumpseaters in the cockpit makes sence.

"No No Capt., I don't want to get in your way, I'll just take the seat in the back"

 

[Typhoon1244]

Remember when your instructor would come up with inventive ways to distract your attention from flying?

...better keep those gals out of the cockpit!

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

Or how about the "poor" pax/guy who flies them trying to explain to his wife, "Honey, the company is MAKING me do this" - or - "man, all the other airlines are sold out, guess Í'll HAVE to fly Hooters".

 

[ClassG]

"I think they'll go bust." -- Already true. And ass, too.


Let's do the math, shall we?

I estimate 50 million males planning to one day fly Hooters Airlines just for the novelty.

One Airplane.
112 seats. (That's 110 men + 2 hotties in orange shorts)

50 million/110=454,545 FULL flights.

At 6 flights per day that's 75,757 days.

At this rate, Hooters Air should be in business for just over 210 years. All they have to do is charge enough for each seat to make a profit and never buy another airplane and they'll be the most sucessful airline ever.

Shows you why I'm such a successful businessperson.

 

[bart]

Saw 'em on the ramp today at MYR. Jeez that must be a fun job...