Check this out:
I was jumpseating in CLE, so I come through security with my "boarding pass" marked STBY from the kiosk. I get to my gate and the agent tells me after all the PAX have boarded there is a seat available... GREAT!
When the boarding pass is printed I HAVE BECOME A RANDOM SELECTEE (never mind I am CASS.... Cockpit Access Security System by god!). I am totally on the side of the agent as she explains there is nothing she can do for me, but I have to return to the security checkpoint and be searched.
(Now any idiot carrying a weapon at this point would dispose of it.... given prior warning that I am vouluntairly returning to security to ask to be searched!) I even asked if I could leave my luggage at the gate while I played along.
So I go to security, tell the screener what is up, and she sends me through the exit, U turn, and return to the screening belt. I get the "MALE ASSIST" and pat down and I am on my way per the official TSA magic highlighter and initials I could have done myself..... or so you would think.
Nope I missed my flight as the "random" search put me past thier scheduled out time and my company left me at the gate.
IDOITS in the TSA. I was already in the secure area, a member of CASS, and in uniform with a badge!!!! Ugggghhhhh ( I blame no one at the company for this).