Harmonica playing SWA pilot

[slaquer5]

A pilot's worst enemy will always be another pilot.

Kind of ironic that most do not even realize this .

Truer worlds could not have been spoken

 

[Roomwithaview]

how did(do) you tran guys handle the flight manager (SCAB) in ATL?

 

[tomgoodman]

Another advantage of Boeings over Airbii -- the yoke prevents anyone from playing an accordion.

 

[-9Capt]

seems to be a lot of keyboard bravery here of late. I'm sure all you big mouths would've said your ******************** to his face...

RV

I never called him out to his face...as a matter of fact I never said anything to his face. Good riddance to him.

BTW, Checked in for a trip the other day and it looks like our king scab, child molester, Mr no-flap, POS is on his way out too. See ya scumbag.

 

[PCL_128]

I'm pretty sure the no-flap part is just a myth.

 

[FIREMAN]

I'm pretty sure the no-flap part is just a myth.

No it's not! Flew with the FO after his "retraining" ride.

 

[PCL_128]

No it's not! Flew with the FO after his "retraining" ride.

Then someone told you a story. Trust me, NP wasn't the no flap captain.

 

[waveflyer]

What's the no flap incident?

 

[PCL_128]

What's the no flap incident?

It's been a few years now, but a crew took off in a 737 with flaps up, completely oblivious to the warning horn. Our resident scab/supposed pedophile has long been rumored to be the captain, but it wasn't him.

 

[SWA Bubba]

It's been a few years now, but a crew took off in a 737 with flaps up, completely oblivious to the warning horn. Our resident scab/supposed pedophile has long been rumored to be the captain, but it wasn't him.

Wait...

You have a scab pedophile? Is that someone who takes work from a registered pedophile?

Seriously speaking, is this one of those "everyone knows" things, or an actual crime committed by this guy? How does one remain a commercial pilot with a felony record?

Bubba

 

[PCL_128]

Wait...

You have a scab pedophile? Is that someone who takes work from a registered pedophile?

Seriously speaking, is this one of those "everyone knows" things, or an actual crime committed by this guy? How does one remain a commercial pilot with a felony record?

Bubba

It's an accusation that some people have spread around. To the best of my knowledge, there is no conviction or even arrest, so it's probably BS.

 

[twepilot]

Yo Toad, you and a few others are opening yourself up to a huge defamation lawsuit. Making even an insinuation that one has committed an offense such as child abuse, not to mention a sexual act with a child, when you readily admit that you don't know if its fact or not is actionable on the part of the defamed person. If I was him I'd sue your ass..large ass.

RV

 

[PCL_128]

Dickless, nobody's name has even been mentioned. Stick to flying airplanes. Your legal mind is nonexistent.

 

[twepilot]

Dickless, nobody's name has even been mentioned. Stick to flying airplanes. Your legal mind is nonexistent.

YOU mentioned his initials dumbass. A hungry atty would make mince-meat of this.
RV

 

[twepilot]

And why do you still have that fixation or facination with Dicks? I would expect more from someone from West Vagina.

RV

 

[Luv2BFlyin]

If I was him I'd sue your ass..large ass.

RV

That's funny, I just took an airplane several days ago and your name was the last in the logbook. Unless you pull the belts all the way before you get out of the seat after every leg, I think PCL would have had plenty of room in your setup.

I'd get with Wave and get an overnight training program set up before I'd be throwing stones about being vertically challenged. You'd be pretty svelt if you were 6'4".

 

[PCL_128]

YOU mentioned his initials dumbass. A hungry atty would make mince-meat of this.
RV

Dickless, you might want to actually spend some time talking to some attorneys before you continue to make yourself look like such a dumbass.

 

[twepilot]

Was the visor tucked and lowered? preventing a beheading or forehead laceration. Were the belts crossed across the seat cushion? Was the trash picked up? was the logbook in order? Wish I could say the same about half the time. The only way PCL would fit in my belts is if he was a world champ helium inhaler.

RV

 

[twepilot]

Tell ya what Pudge, next time I see him I'll run this thread by him and see what he thinks.

RV

 

[twepilot]

Dickless, you might want to actually spend some time talking to some attorneys before you continue to make yourself look like such a dumbass.

I have spent time reading the Georgia code that's better than talking BS with Attys.

RV

 

[slaquer5]

Yo Toad, you and a few others are opening yourself up to a huge defamation lawsuit. Making even an insinuation that one has committed an offense such as child abuse, not to mention a sexual act with a child, when you readily admit that you don't know if its fact or not is actionable on the part of the defamed person. If I was him I'd sue your ass..large ass.

RV

You do not have a clue of what your talking about. PCL has not defamed anyone.
Also you need to show harm for your defamation lawsuit .You are reading between the lines.

 

[Cheeta]

What about the toolbox Southwest Captain who walks into the bar in Portland Maine uniform bars wings the whole nine, orders a beer 10 minutes prior to closing and then proceeds to drink the beer before walking out I guess to his room I was floored I couldn't believe it.

 

[slaquer5]

What about the toolbox Southwest Captain who walks into the bar in Portland Maine uniform bars wings the whole nine, orders a beer 10 minutes prior to closing and then proceeds to drink the beer before walking out I guess to his room I was floored I couldn't believe it.

What about it ?

He is lucky he was not caught , he would no longer be at SWA.

 

[canyonblue]

....uniform bars wings the whole nine....

The only ones with wings are the ones wearing the sport jacket. I don't think any of those guys would walk into a bar unless it was giving away free beer.
This story doesn't add up, try again.

 

[redflyer65]

What about the toolbox Southwest Captain who walks into the bar in Portland Maine uniform bars wings the whole nine, orders a beer 10 minutes prior to closing and then proceeds to drink the beer before walking out I guess to his room I was floored I couldn't believe it.

The irony of your statement is I saw a AirTran FO do that in BDL last week. Now granted he didn't sit down and have a beer, but he needed to get there ASAP for the free pasta bar in full uniform. I mean you really don't have enough time to change before feeding the fat? Illegal, no. Semi embarrassing, yes.

 

[PCL_128]

You're comparing pasta to beer? Not that I believe the silly story about the SWA pilot drinking in full uniform, but if it were true, no comparison.

 

[rajflyboy]

The luv machine

 

[slaquer5]

You're comparing pasta to beer? Not that I believe the silly story about the SWA pilot drinking in full uniform, but if it were true, no comparison.

This has to stop.

I once again agree with PCL.

 

[PCL_128]

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!"

 

[redflyer65]

You're comparing pasta to beer? Not that I believe the silly story about the SWA pilot drinking in full uniform, but if it were true, no comparison.

No, the point being that this guy (being even three times bigger than you PCL...which is saying something) couldn't even bother to go to his room when he heard 'free pasta bar'. Rolled right into the bar in full uniform with roller bag in toe. Different than beer? Yes. But still unprofessional in my opinion. Oh, and it was all of 5pm so it wasn't a rush to get there before they closed. You'd never find me anywhere close to a bar in uniform, but maybe that's just me. Carry on.

And the original post about a SW guy drinking a beer in uniform with his 'wings on' is completely fabricated.