Boortz's take on Haiti
THE BLACK CONGRESSIONAL CAUCUS AND HAITI
Now we have U.S. Marines on the ground in Haiti. To be perfectly blunt, I don't believe that Haiti is worth the life of one single American Marine. That dog-squeeze of a country needs to be colonized.
Here's an idea ... Let's tell the United Nations that their lease on the East River property is up ... and that their new home is Haiti. The Roman Catholic Church has the Vatican .. it's own sovereign nation. Let's give the UN Haiti. It's all theirs. Have a blast.
You do notice, of course, that Charles Rangel, Maxine Waters and the rest of the Congressional Black Caucus have their stretch pants in a wad over what's goin' down in Haiti. The caucus almost unanimously agreed that American troops needed to go in there, sooner rather than later, and set things right.
Interesting, isn't it. The members of the Congressional Black Caucus are just as opposed to using military force to liberate Iraq from Saddam Hussein as they are to use our armed forces to save Aristide's corrupt posterior. Surely you don't wonder why. One word ... race. Haiti is a black nation ... and that is all the excuse the caucus needs to send our troops in. Just call it what it is.
The latest? Now Aristide is saying that the U.S. Military forced him out .. and, once again, it was because of race. As Aristide puts it ... "white American, white military." Maybe Aristide is upset because he didn't get to take all of his money with him. Here is a man who was a Catholic Priest ... vow of poverty and all that. He becomes politically active, is elected president of Haiti, and ends up being the richest man in Haiti. How do you do that?
Who are you going to believe? George Bush and Colin Powell, or former Haitian dictator Jean Bertrand-Aristide? That's right, former dictator. The Democrats are running around calling Aristide the "democratically elected leader" of Haiti. Of course, this isn't true...the elections in 2000 that put him in office have long been denounced by many as fraudulent and rigged. So why is it then that the Congressional Black Caucus held a press conference yesterday blasting the administration for "kidnapping" Aristide? Why politics, of course.
Aristide is only alive because the United States provided him safe passage into exile. He is now calling everyone who will listen to spread lies about how he got there. From Jesse Jackson to the Congressional Black Caucus, he's really working the lines from his new home in the Central African Republic. His version of events go like this: he was sitting in his Presidential palace minding his own business when the "white military" knocked down the door, forced him to sign his resignation at gunpoint, and then threatened to shoot him if he didn't come with them to the airport. Yeah right...dry that one out and you could fertilize the lawn.
The truth is much different. According to Secretary Powell, Aristide called a US Ambassador on Saturday and decided that resigning was the best course of action. The U.S. then leased a jet and worked the phones to find a nation that would take him in exile. Aristide was escorted by his personal security detail to the airport, where he flew out the country. Even the communications minister for the Central African Republic where Aristide was taken says that the kidnapping claim is "absolutely false."
The solution? A listener suggests that the U.S. Military simply go over there to Africa, scoop Aristide up, and then deposit him right in the middle of the Haitian Capital. There ... all fixed up.