MarineGrunt
Will kill for peace.
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A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar state, but he was alert.
As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier". "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of sh*t, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle,Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of sh*t."
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier". "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of sh*t, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle,Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of sh*t."
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
