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Guess who was on my Flight today?

pdub20s

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Buzz Killington..

He stopped by the flight deck and said, "Hello Gentlemen. Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossing?"

We paused ..looked at eachother..Then responded.. "No, why?"

He continues.. "Because he was quartered on the port side ha ha ha ha"
 

30West

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Buzz Killington..

He stopped by the flight deck and said, "Hello Gentlemen. Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossing?"

We paused ..looked at eachother..Then responded.. "No, why?"

He continues.. "Because he was quartered on the port side ha ha ha ha"

"You know what I think would be rather droll? If we all sat down and looked at some etchings......"
 

crj567

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Buzz Killington..

He stopped by the flight deck and said, "Hello Gentlemen. Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossing?"

We paused ..looked at eachother..Then responded.. "No, why?"

He continues.. "Because he was quartered on the port side ha ha ha ha"

I think this joke just made me cry a little....
 

Captzaahlie

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18k ?
ok I'll guess... the cat in the hat?
 

FMEpilot

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a bit
"Because he's a Scott..." hahaha love the family guy jokes even if nobody else gets them...
 

WAZUP

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"but I can't go in there, THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!"
 

crj567

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"There's An Evil Monkey In My Pants!"
 

Princedietrich

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Enough
Lois Griffin: Peter, you brought this on yourself by putting on those filthy shows.
Peter Griffin: Oh, Lois, you are so full of...
[a representative from the FCC blows an air horn, drowning out Peter's final word]
Peter Griffin: What? I can't say
[horn]
Peter Griffin: in my own
[horn]
Peter Griffin: house!
[horn]
Peter Griffin: great, Lois! Just
[horn]
Peter Griffin: great! You know, you're lucky you're good at
[horn]
Peter Griffin: my
[horn]
Peter Griffin: or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about, when you
[horn]
Peter Griffin: a lubed up
[horn]
Peter Griffin: of toothpaste in my
[horn]
Peter Griffin: while you
[horn]
Peter Griffin: on a cherry
[horn]
Peter Griffin: Episcopalian
[horn]
Peter Griffin: extension cord
[horn]
Peter Griffin: wetness
[horn]
Peter Griffin: with a parking ticket. That is the best.
 

BlueRidger

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Great. now I just wasted an hour watching you tube clips.
Thanks.
 

CopilotDoug

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Done!
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