got a sense of humor?

[starvingcfi]

hey. takes a special kind of person to enjoy stuff like this, but if you're bored check out www.threebrain.com. funny funny $hit. you can thank me later


starvingcfi

 

[wingnutt]

my personal fav

www.bonsaikitten.com

 

[Please Hire Me]

WTF?

my personal fav

www.bonsaikitten.com

Dude, seriously, that is some F#@%$#ed up S#@$T.

Check out this post from the guestbook:

Months ago, you have masterfully shaped my kitten into a trapezoid; however, now, the 45-degree angle on the tail side is weakining, making her more of a rhombus than anything. Although, I could reinforce the front side with the angular clamps you sell, I'm afraid she might turn out to be a parallelogram. Any tips?

Some people really need help.

 

[Beechnut]

You almost had me.

http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/hoaxes/bonsai.html

Bonsai kitten
Aliases
Bonzai

Type
Chain letter

Description
The following chain letter has been distributed around the internet, protesting against a website where it is suggested cats are being maltreated. In fact, the website is a joke (albeit one which some may find tasteless).

The text of the chain letter is as follows:

To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese who sells bonsai-kittens". Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes.
They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape of the bottle. The animals will stay their as long as they live. They can't walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

See this horror at: http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Please sign this email in protest against these tortures. If you receive an email with over 500 names, please send a copy to: [email protected] From there this protest will be sent to USA and Mexican animal protection organizations.


Important
If you receive this or a similar message, please do not forward it to your friends and colleagues. Forwarding unsolicited chain letters wastes time and bandwidth.

 

[H8U]

StarvingCfi:

That threebrain site is foquin awesome mang!!




http://www.evildave.com/santasdead/index.htm

This should help to get people in the holiday spirit!

 

[H8U]

Too bad bonsai kitten was a joke! I was getting so hungry too......darn!