Good News General, YOU don't have to pretend your a SWA Pilot.

[Skybus]

Dick + Head = ??? (I ofcourse am referring to the shortened version of Richard)

 

[EMBpilot]

General,

You no longer have to shame yourself by pretending to be a SW Pilot any longer. Just read we are no longer including the legendary 1-2-3 in our hotel contracts.

You too can be free to pay $4 a beer. Hopefully on your next contract you will be able to afford it.

Bus

Alcohol [and flying a lot with no breaks and fast food on the run while undercutting the industry] kills you brain!

Sorry about your 1-2-3, but look on the bright side - maybe some of your brain cells will rejuvenate thanks to such change?

All the best!

 

[Colonel Savage]

Brain cells don't rejuvenate, once they're dead, they're dead.

 

[27 driver]

AHHHHH but the liver will heal. See... always an upside.

 

[Widow's Son]

How about "raise" and "raze" which are unique as both homophones and antonyms.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Funny - just went over that "your vs. you're" thing doing homework with kids last night.
QUOTE]

RANT ON!!!
The scourge of FI! As a refresher, the following words can't be interchanged:

there, their, they're
your, you're
to, too, two
here, hear
hanger, hangar
capital, capitol

There are probably many others. When improperly used, they aren't considered typos (the favorite FI excuse used by the offenders), they constitute incorrect work choice.

Thanks for your time, I feel better now.

RANT OFF!!!

"word" even.

 

[fiel12]

Alcohol [and flying a lot with no breaks and fast food on the run while undercutting the industry] kills you brain!

Sorry about your 1-2-3, but look on the bright side - maybe some of your brain cells will rejuvenate thanks to such change?

All the best!

nevermind.

 

[superrav]

Is the general married? kids??? DUDE get a life!!! you have 13,000 posts..good lord..Im speechless. kinda funny actually. Your the tool that has no friends besides airline pilots..and talks planes all day.

 

[johnsonrod]

Is the general married? kids??? DUDE get a life!!! you have 13,000 posts..good lord..Im speechless. kinda funny actually. Your the tool that has no friends besides airline pilots..and talks planes all day.

Then why even comment about GL? Why waste your and our time with your lame comment? Who's the dumba$$? Someone else started this lame thread - not GL. He has a right to respond. And now you add your pointless remark. Gee, thanks.

 

[slapstick]

another great way to enlighten you'reself.

http://apostrophe.me/