Good News General, YOU don't have to pretend your a SWA Pilot.

[Skybus]

Dick + Head = ??? (I ofcourse am referring to the shortened version of Richard)

 

[EMBpilot]

General,

You no longer have to shame yourself by pretending to be a SW Pilot any longer. Just read we are no longer including the legendary 1-2-3 in our hotel contracts.

You too can be free to pay $4 a beer. Hopefully on your next contract you will be able to afford it.

Bus

Alcohol [and flying a lot with no breaks and fast food on the run while undercutting the industry] kills you brain!

Sorry about your 1-2-3, but look on the bright side - maybe some of your brain cells will rejuvenate thanks to such change?

All the best!

 

[Colonel Savage]

Brain cells don't rejuvenate, once they're dead, they're dead.

 

[27 driver]

AHHHHH but the liver will heal. See... always an upside.

 

[Widow's Son]

How about "raise" and "raze" which are unique as both homophones and antonyms.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Funny - just went over that "your vs. you're" thing doing homework with kids last night.
QUOTE]

RANT ON!!!
The scourge of FI! As a refresher, the following words can't be interchanged:

there, their, they're
your, you're
to, too, two
here, hear
hanger, hangar
capital, capitol

There are probably many others. When improperly used, they aren't considered typos (the favorite FI excuse used by the offenders), they constitute incorrect work choice.

Thanks for your time, I feel better now.

RANT OFF!!!

"word" even.

 

[fiel12]

Alcohol [and flying a lot with no breaks and fast food on the run while undercutting the industry] kills you brain!

Sorry about your 1-2-3, but look on the bright side - maybe some of your brain cells will rejuvenate thanks to such change?

All the best!

nevermind.

 

[superrav]

Is the general married? kids??? DUDE get a life!!! you have 13,000 posts..good lord..Im speechless. kinda funny actually. Your the tool that has no friends besides airline pilots..and talks planes all day.

 

[johnsonrod]

Is the general married? kids??? DUDE get a life!!! you have 13,000 posts..good lord..Im speechless. kinda funny actually. Your the tool that has no friends besides airline pilots..and talks planes all day.

Then why even comment about GL? Why waste your and our time with your lame comment? Who's the dumba$$? Someone else started this lame thread - not GL. He has a right to respond. And now you add your pointless remark. Gee, thanks.

 

[slapstick]

another great way to enlighten you'reself.

http://apostrophe.me/

 

[Whataburger]

Brain cells don't rejuvenate, once they're dead, they're dead.

Most people use only 10% of there brain. I actually use less. Therefore, we can kill 90% of our brain an not loose any yardage right?

 

[General Lee]

Is the general married? kids??? DUDE get a life!!! you have 13,000 posts..good lord..Im speechless. kinda funny actually. Your the tool that has no friends besides airline pilots..and talks planes all day.

I am married, and I have a great life. My wife makes a lot more than I do (more than any pilot--even SWA pilots), and I fly to places I enjoy because I am fairly senior on the 767ER. You like to make fun of people who actually enjoy things, don't you? I actually ENJOY this website---but that doesn't matter to you. Probably because you really aren't good at anything in particular. You might be a Captian (barely), but you don't enjoy anything. And, when confronted with something worth a debate, you probably are SPEECHLESS. Keep making fun from the bleechers pal, only you can hear yourself...talk about a tool....look in the mirror.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Y'all really lost your 3-2-1?

In new contracts or even your current ones?

 

[Skyboy722]

Most people use only 10% of there brain. I actually use less. Therefore, we can kill 90% of our brain an not loose any yardage right?

It would make sense that the weakest cells die first. So doesn't drinking make you smarter?

 

[say again]

It would make sense that the weakest cells die first. So doesn't drinking make you smarter?

I like your thinking!!!!:beer:

According to your theory I should be one brilliant mofo.

 

[clippyrip]

Or how about using the word longer twice in the same sentence....impressive.

You no longer have to shame yourself by pretending to be a SW Pilot any longer.

 

[Whataburger]

It would make sense that the weakest cells die first. So doesn't drinking make you smarter?

In that case, I'm pretty smart right now.:beer:

 

[EMBpilot]

Could there be several guys writing under General's name?

It's interesting to see what happens at SWA next. I am sure glad to have income from my business that is larger than any airline would ever pay me to fly.

Will they start selling the -300's and buying RJ's? Herb is still in the office every day, isn't he? Once he really goes away will some Harvard MBA hire a regional or two?
I hope SWAPA can arrange congressional hearings any time they want, like ALPA.

 

[northstar]

1. yes we are losing the 1-2-3, actually, I think it's already gone

2. efb completely scrapped

 

[Benjamin Dover]

another great way to enlighten you'reself.

http://apostrophe.me/

After the goats, when it said something about "stick it", I had to shut it down ....