Good Joke

[Buckaroo]

A guy is sitting at a bar, jumps up and yells "Delta Pilots are a**holes!"
Guy at the other end of the bar yells back "Hey, I resent that!"
First guy says "Why - Are you a Delta Pilot?"
2nd guy says "No, I'm an a**hole!"

 

[GogglesPisano]

Why the animosity? I think the vast majority of airline pilots out there -- the ones who realize what's at stake -- support the DL pilots and owe them a debt of gratitude.

We are at an historic crossroads in this profession, it's obvious who'se side you're on.

 

[Ty Webb]

So, on one hand, we have the Delta pilots, standing up for themselves, and, by extension, for the rest of us, too.

Then, on the other hand, we have an idiot flamer like yourself who is doing what for his fellow pilots? That's what I thought.

Why don't you go back to surfing your gay porn sites, you were probably making more friends there.



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[Socalplt]

Don't pay any attention to the idiot, the guy is a Flight Attendant. And not even at Delta. He doesn't have 5200 hours, thats just how many times he's been bent over.

 

[ReverseSensing]

Buckaroo's 5 year old son comes up to him and asks, "Dad, where do babies come from?"

Buckaroo thinks for a minute and answers, "from the Stork, son."

Buckaroo's son looks at him with a perplexed expression and asks, "Dad, you f***ed a stork?"

 

[Longhorn]

Whats a gay horse call hay?

(in best flamming voice)
Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

 

[Longhorn]

Have you ever hear about the family that does this act called the aristocrats? Well see this family walks in to the agents office......oh my, never mind. I will be banned forever if I continue this.

 

[mdanno808]

Bukaroo's home town just passed legislation that even when you get divorced, you remain cousins.

 

[RichardRambone]

An 8 year old kid goes with his Dad to the tobacco store and says "Dad, can I buy a pack of smokes?" Dad says, "Well kiddo, can your d!ck touch your a$$hole?" "No." says Junior. "Well then you can't have a pack of smokes."

They drive over to the liquor store so the old man can buy some booze. Junior asks, "Dad, can I buy me some beer?" "Dad says, "Well kiddo, can your d!ck touch your a$$hole?" "No." says Junior. "Well then you can't have any beer."

They then drive to the Quiki Mart to get some gas. Junior asks, "Dad, can I but a lottery ticket?" At this point, the old man is getting annoyed. So he says, "OK son, I'll buy you a lottery ticket." So he purchases the ticket, hands it to Junior to rub off and low and behold he wins $65,000. "Dad look I won! I won!" "Great son now give your good old man the money since I bought it for you." Junior replies, "Well Dad, can your d!ck touch your a$$hole?" "You're God dam right it can!" "THEN GO **** YOURSELF!"

 

[Wingsweep]

substitute the characters, or body parts yourself...

A pilot in uniform is standing at the urinal when a 7-year old looks up from the next urinal in awe. The star-struck boy says, "Hey mister, are you a real airline captain?" The surly pilot says, "Kiss my a$$, kid." "Oh, no, mister, I'm not an FO...I'm just a little kid!"

 

[DougsRule]

TWay Joke

Q: Why did the TWA pilot cross the road?


A: He was stapled to the chicken's a#$.

 

[pilotyip]

being a little defensive are we? I thought it was funny you substitue any airline, trucking company or chain dept store for DAL pilot and you get the same effect.

 

[Juniority]

How do you get a pilot's wife all turned on?

Put on a tie and epaulets and back the car out of the driveway.

 

[AMRCostUnit]

Two pilots, one Airline A and one from Airline B (so I don't get in trouble here) are walking down the street.

They come across a stray dog licking his privates.

Pilot A says, "Gee, I sure wish I could do that!"

Pilot B says "I think you should at least pet him first."

Unit

 

[DougsRule]

being a little defensive are we? I thought it was funny you substitue any airline, trucking company or chain dept store for DAL pilot and you get the same effect.

Not being defensive...just thought it was a funny joke. Being a furloughed U pilot...I might have the same joke with the u/awa merger. Stay Tuned!

 

[PlanetK]

OK, one of my all time favorites -

Q: what's the difference between God and a pilot?

A: God doesn't walk around acting like he's a pilot.

PK