Good Joke...

[Beechnut]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
















Nothing. You already told her twice!

 

[guitarflyer]

What's the first thing your wife does after returning from the domestic abuse center?




The dishes if she knows what's good for her........

 

[7B2]

A man and a woman were in an elevator. Suddenly, the cable snapped and the elevator began to fall. The woman, fearing that she would die soon, ripped off her blouse and said: Quick, Make me feel like a woman!" So he complied. He quickly ripped off his shirt and handed it to her and said: "Iron This!"

 

[7B2]

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

[Jmmccutc]

what's the ideal woman?

















A female midget with no teeth....

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

I'm gonna miss that avatar...

 

[Jmmccutc]

no you won't hugh, i stole it...

 

[buckdanny]

http://www.hoslap.net

248 mph!

Buck

 

[Freddie Spencer]

JUst wanna make sure I got this right, it's OK to crack jokes tasteless jokes about women, but not about "THe Flintstones"?

BTW, I want my woman back!!!

 

[7B2]

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.