getting nervous, interview tomorrow

[jnault]

don't forget to spank it, you can't in there with a loaded weapon

 

[bailey3083]

Dude just be yourself and if you dont know something take a second to think then tell them that you do not recall.
Or you can do like I did at my United interview in 1998 and walk into the interview asking them how much longer as I had friends to meet at the slopes at 5pm.

 

[mamba20]

Go see a movie, do something that will COMPLETELY take your mind off of it. If you dont know it by now, you won't after a night of negative learning craming. You can't learn it all anyways. Best of luck.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"Yah never go on a date (interview) with the gun loaded!"

--Woogie, There's Something About Mary

What is that?

On your ear.

No, your left ear. Is that... is that hair gel?

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Also, don't forget to flog the dolphin!!

...or whip the Bishop, wax the helmet, or punch the clown...

 

[hoover]

I'ts an interview for a First Officer position on a Saab 340 that pays about, what? 16K a year? Your life is not going to end if you don't get the job.

 

[pdub20s]

Just remember when flying those Saabs..
Mixtures, Throttles, Props, Identify, Verify, Feather.

and you're in like Flynn!

bwahaha...silly props!! Its all about "SET MAX THRUST"

 

[Pattern-Master]

I'ts an interview for a First Officer position on a Saab 340 that pays about, what? 16K a year? Your life is not going to end if you don't get the job.

Exactly, remember your doing them the favor by taking a job that pays garbage. Remember, your interviewing the company not the other way around.

 

[Airline RC]

Be sure you show for the interview about 20 minutes late. Go into a story how it (and nothing else) is not your fault. If you show up on time and act like you have half a brain, you will scrare em to death. They will figure you are some kinda weirdo and will turn you down. Just be yourself.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Exactly, remember your doing them the favor by taking a job that pays garbage. Remember, your interviewing the company not the other way around.

I did that to Northwest. I got shot down, but it was sure fun.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

I have my interview with Mesaba tomorrow, any last words of advice or ways to calm down?

Well, how did it go? Curious minds and all.

 

[JPAustin]

What is that?

On your ear.

No, your left ear. Is that... is that hair gel?

...I just ran out

 

[QuasarZ]

Well, how did it go? Curious minds and all.

I feel like it went really well.. Just need to wait and find out now.

 

[spg2bmd]

so????

 

[QuasarZ]

Yeah, got the call two days later and they offered me a job. Class date of Jan 14th which they said looks like it a -900 class.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

Oh yeeeeeaaaaah

Wooh!

Darling you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I’ll be here ’til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
You’re happy when I’m on my knees
One day is fine, next day is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An’ if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know!

This indecision’s bugging me
Esta indecision me molesta
If you don’t want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who’m I’m supposed to be
Dime que tengo que ser
Don’t you know which clothes even fit me?
¿sabes que ropas me quedan?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
¿me debo ir o quedarme?

Split!
Yo me enfrio o lo sufro

Should I stay or should I go now?
yo me enfrio o lo sufro
Should I stay or should I go now?
yo me enfrio o lo sufro
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voy - va a haber peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Pero me tienes que decir
Should I cool it or should I go?
yo me enfrio o lo sufro

Should I stay or should I go now?
yo me enfrio o lo sufro
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voy - va a haber peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Pero me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?

 

[aerobato]

What is that?

On your ear.

No, your left ear. Is that... is that hair gel?

What do you do?

I work with retards

Isn't that a little bit harsh?

Are you kidding me, those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this crazy mixed up world.