Getting hit on by F/As' while jumpseating?

[acaTerry]

You guys are full of scheiss. The LAST people flight attendants hit on is pilots.

 

[crashpad]

If that's true, then why are so many pilots married to them?

 

[nitrogen]

cool

what was his name?

well, good luck anyway

 

[shooter]

If that's true, then why are so many pilots married to them?

......divorced from them

 

[acaTerry]

So how is being married to an FA like a hurricane?

First, lots of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house and boat:laugh:

 

[shooter]

So how is being married to an FA like a hurricane?

First, lots of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house and boat:laugh:

not my joke but funny so I thought I would share.

A guy sitting at a bar at Gatwick noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Darn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Northwest!"

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

Virtually ALL of the male pilots are hit on repeatedly by female flight attendents all the time.

I was reading a study of male/female interaction. When they conversed together, the men thought the women were hitting on them, regardless of what the women did or said, or what they intended. It's nature's way of keeping the species going.

Here's a typical example:

Male Jumpseater Introduction:
Hi! My name's Joe, and I'm jumpseating with ya'll today. I've already checked in with the captain.

Female Flight Attendent Response:
Hello. I'm Mary. Welcome aboard. Sorry that first class is full and you'll have to sit in the back.

Male JS Thinks:
Wow! She really digs me. I've got a great chance with her!

Female FA Thinks:
Another jumpseater.
Hmmm, should I eat at Applebees or Tony Roma's on the layover tonight?

cliff
YIP

 

[pgcfii2002]

Hey Now!!!!!

 

[acaTerry]

At least Cliff can see reality.