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Prop Trash

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Screw this I'm gettin, slapped up, d*** f'ed up idrunk in broken a#@ down bar full of ex-pats, trannies, finding new found friends furloughed ex-eastern pilots right now in Honolulu.

Curseing d***, fat lubock Tx passengers together who walk around with blinding white man tits all over beach pulling down 100K salaries sittin in secure 10 dollar mai-tai boozeing patios while payin nothing for whore airline ticks. Corruption and futility of it all very apparent as said above affulent middle class get pockets gingled left and right while with vague nauseated frown on fat middle class mouths while I make every attempt to gingle rich middle class affluent young girls sunnin on beach. Considering taking this job and shoveling it while curseing every wrong track drivn, back-course no dme adf approach to dingle berrie Tx I ever shot in miserable heat lovin trubo-prop, barbie jet "regional carrier" go nowhere piss on airline job I ever toke with boot lovin well digger lovin now cal driveing shut the door behind fook head b******* I put up with for hope of better job.

I be here on bender until next tuesday. ........ Will be dude with captain strikes on with scraggly beard shouting, or pased out on stool at Dive Bar "Fox and Hound" next to on Ala Mona Blvd with untucked dirty pilot shirt with arse stains over ironed on logo wearing aweful cheap hawaiian china sweat shop made pice of shoe swimsuit that chaffs balls screaming couold of been would 0of been while answering all questions to strangers as "Ya know what your f(*&$@ing problem is!!!!

Invite all non-revable able bodied married and single pilots who have had enough of b-s*&t to attend.......request help here to here pay bar tab while schemeing new 69 buis-jet plan on viable, sustainable new beer napkin which I will then sell to management for millions of dollars whiloe offering new direct entry scheme to go0jetable aleter ego express line which will become worlds strongest best whore to work for three years runnin therby putting o-stein M word airline to shame and out of buisness.

You will see this whole 69 thing work out...I assure you after your hard work blood sweat and tears and a couple more years od b-s*&^t spewed out at you back breaking sweat shop run foreign flown fo years ahead of you.


Over and out!!!!!!!!!! Peace, Don't forget to use vacation passes they won't be any good after next years anyways

I hope he's not too thirsty when he wakes up in the morning.
 
Ya know, he might be onto something there...
 
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AF :cool:

No doubt...I think I'll have to come back and read it again after a few more beers. Seems like its mostly a good idea though.
 

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