I suppose investing is out of the question? Little over a year ago, you could have invested in buying four new in the box Vector Uzis for 2,695 each. Currently they are going for 5,995.
Your initial investment would have been 10,780, and you could probably sell the lot for 23,980. If that wasn't enough return on investment, you could wait another year, they will double in value again before you know it.
Had you been been born a little sooner, you could have bought new in the box M-16's for about 500 to 600 bucks each back in the early eighties. Currently those are going for 12,000 to 13,000 each.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. If I would have kept my house back when I went to flight school back in the early 90's, I could have rented it out and got some other sucker to pay my loans down, while it built equity. Then later up the road, If I needed to borrow cash to finance a 737 type or wanted to go to college, I could have borrowed against the equity very easily.
Getting money for education is tough. You either have to have a good paying job and be credit worthy enough to take out loans or be poor enough to get the free money.