Followers wanted

[phishn@daves]

Jesus, get back out there and finish mowing my lawn!

Ha................I read that honestly three times (well I'm slow) before I understood what you meant!!! HA

(hay-soos).....................HA!

Anyway this is the perfect post to start my rant about being atheiest, but even though I've had a few I will refrain..........!!

 

[100LL... Again!]

I think we're in the wrong forum, so I can't really respond to this thread... unless...


Would Jesus advocate PFT?

There! Now it belongs in the regional forum.

Render unto management those things that are managements...

 

[FN FAL]

I think we're in the wrong forum, so I can't really respond to this thread... unless...


Would Jesus advocate PFT?

There! Now it belongs in the regional forum.

Render unto management those things that are managements...

Speaking of things of a regional nature...

Over there in the region known as www.subguns.com they frequently have the thread "what submachine gun would Jesus use?" come to life.

Now that we have Jesus posting here, I wonder if he would let me know if my hunch is right. I'm thinking he would use a good old fashioned IMI UZI. After all, Uziel is hebrew for "the lord is my power".

 

[jesus]

The IMI UZI has a quick trigger and is best for performing miracles on the streets of New York City.


I was thinking about bringing back the locusts, plague and horsemen, though - the gun would be no match.


-Jesus

 

[dav8or]

Are you sayin' Jesus can't hit a curve ball?

I thought there were some pretty good hispanic players in MLB

 

[SenorSpielbergo]

Are you sayin' Jesus can't hit a curve ball?

"Hats....for bats....keep bats warm."