Followers wanted

[jesus]

I only need twelve.

-Jesus

 

[Yudso]

Since there is only one slot available for a betrayer, I think you are looking in the wrong place.

 

[Metro752]

I bet the Feds like you smarty pants. I'll give you two......

 

[druglord]

I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the father but by me.
-Jesus

 

[Snakum]

Oh jeeeezus!

Not in HERE, too?!?


Satan

 

[SenorSpielbergo]

"Hey-soos....I like hinn betty much, but he canno' help me hit curve ball."

 

[Satan]

I only need twelve.

-Jesus

hey bud, long time no see

 

[Snakum]

hey bud, long time no see

Hi boss! How're things back in the pits? I haven't been around much lately, but I promise as soon as I can cut loose up here creating discord and strife I'll be popping back ASAP.

Keep them fires hot, Big Daddy ... 100LL and Super80 are on the way!

Faithfully Yours ...

Demon Minh

 

[shamrock]

"Hey-soos....I like hinn betty much, but he canno' help me hit curve ball."

Are you sayin' Jesus can't hit a curve ball?

 

[Axel]

The bat; she fears the curve ball.

Go rent the movie, Shamrock. All will be made clear

 

[Justino]

Hey Jesus,


When is the second coming? I need to know the date since I might not want to pay for my next car payment! If I hear buggles I think we r F-ed

hahhaha

Justino

 

[acaTerry]

Hey guys,

I'm all for religion and Jesus, big time, but let's stick to flying stuff huh?

 

[DX Rick]

"Hey-soos....I like hinn betty much, but he canno' help me hit curve ball."

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!!?

**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**! I should have read further before I replied!

 

[Stearmandriver]

Since there is only one slot available for a betrayer, I think you are looking in the wrong place.

This may be the single most succinctly intelligent thing ever posted through the flightinfo.com message boards...

Now, if you want some REAL interesting reading, try a book called "Holy Blood, Holy Grail." It was written by three historians after 13 years of investigation, and it's the history behind Dan Brown's novel "The DaVinci Code." Fantastically crazy conspiracy theory that's totally unbelievable... except that all they really do in the book is show how it's all documented history. Fascinating stuff, and alot of world history relating to the vatican makes alot more sense afterwards.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Jesus, get back out there and finish mowing my lawn!

 

[phishn@daves]

Jesus, get back out there and finish mowing my lawn!

Ha................I read that honestly three times (well I'm slow) before I understood what you meant!!! HA

(hay-soos).....................HA!

Anyway this is the perfect post to start my rant about being atheiest, but even though I've had a few I will refrain..........!!

 

[100LL... Again!]

I think we're in the wrong forum, so I can't really respond to this thread... unless...


Would Jesus advocate PFT?

There! Now it belongs in the regional forum.

Render unto management those things that are managements...

 

[FN FAL]

I think we're in the wrong forum, so I can't really respond to this thread... unless...


Would Jesus advocate PFT?

There! Now it belongs in the regional forum.

Render unto management those things that are managements...

Speaking of things of a regional nature...

Over there in the region known as www.subguns.com they frequently have the thread "what submachine gun would Jesus use?" come to life.

Now that we have Jesus posting here, I wonder if he would let me know if my hunch is right. I'm thinking he would use a good old fashioned IMI UZI. After all, Uziel is hebrew for "the lord is my power".

 

[jesus]

The IMI UZI has a quick trigger and is best for performing miracles on the streets of New York City.


I was thinking about bringing back the locusts, plague and horsemen, though - the gun would be no match.


-Jesus

 

[dav8or]

Are you sayin' Jesus can't hit a curve ball?

I thought there were some pretty good hispanic players in MLB