Flightinfo Carol

[G21Agoose]

To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells...............



So here I am again, it’s half past ten at night,
Arguing online, ‘cause I just want to fight.
I really am quite drunk, I should be in my bed,
But some guy on the Majors board is f**king with my head.

OH................

Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
Another schitty Christmas reading this krap every-day.
Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
I should get a life, I should get a wife, cause my family thinks I’m gay.

It’s Christmas time again, this year has travelled quick,
My CP is a Nazi and the copilot’s a dick.
The FA is a hag, she’s fat and smells like pee,
I really shouldn’t say that cause shes lying next to me.

OH...............

Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
Another schitty Christmas reading this krap every-day.
Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
I post here all the time, though I’ve nothing much to say.

Good Tidings to you all, in this season of great cheer,
If I can keep my sanity, I’ll see you all next year.
At Christmas time I’m good, at Christamas time I’m kind,
And if the FA stays passed out, I’ll do her from behind.

OH..............

Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
Another ********************ty Christmas when I’m on here every-day.
Flightinfo, Flightinfo, Flight-info all the way,
I probably am banned now cause the bastards make you pay.



Merry Christmas.

 

[earhart]

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to try and get the tune but it works.
Merry Xmas!

 

[Way2Broke]

Brutal