i flew 500 hours for a dealer in two years and logged time in 50 a/c types.
dealer: "I need you to go to dallas and get me a cardinal"
me: "whats a cardinal?"
dealer:" Its like a 172 but looks cooler, no wing struts, and all the v speeds are 5 knots faster."
I'm crawling out of a beech sierra after bringing it to the auction
ramper:" wow man I didnt know you had time in a sierra!"
me:" well, I do now!"
dealer:" you got time in a bonanza?"
me: "uhh...no!"
dealer:" OK, it flies like an arrow, just a little faster, you got arrow time""
me:"affirmative"
dealer :" the keys are in it"
i once flew a 210 that was imported from germany. It had no owners manual, the fuel guages were in liters, the fuel flow guage was in PSI, and the totalizer was in PPH. oh yeah and the logbooks were in german. go figure.
I picked up a 152 from the paint shop and 1/2 hour after takeoff noticed the inspection panels were all missing from the bottom of the wing. it flew great though.
I landed in Mobile downtown airport with a rough running tomahawk. Turned out the spark plugs were fouled with lead. the shop was busy, so i borrowed a socket and pulled the plugs and cleaned them myself. no torque wrench was available so i tightened the plugs by hand. After takeoff the tower gave me 1500 feet and right turn to 270 out over mobile bay. i was sweating like h*ll hoping those plugs were tight flying low over 10 miles of water!
ferry pilot's creed:
"if it has a primer, it's carburated..a fuel pump then its injected"
"if you can get it started and get the radios working you're halfway home"
"rotate at the bottom of the green arc plus five knots"
"an airplane will fly like it looks like it will fly"
"always park at the edge of the ramp and pay cash"
"always carry a screwdriver, pliers, and a cell phone."
"when your boss asks if you have time in a bonanza, he's not asking if you HAVE time in a bonanza, he's asking if you WANT time in a bonanza!"
OBSERVATIONS
it takes 25 hours to take an ercoupe from OKC to florida.
airplanes from mexico have no headet jacks
you always have a 70 knot groundspeed in a tomahawk or 150.
a 152 does not like to be taken above 14,000 feet.
if a switch or knob is not labeled then dont screw with it!
no matter how early you leave you always arrive after dark.
-(this usually occurs without nav, landing, or instrument lights!)
the plane has no NAV radios, and your GPS battery is dead.
mountain flying in a 172 at night sucks!
500 ft overcast and 1 mile is VFR, and you go.
airworthiness is a relative term!
the weather is forecast to be VFR.
the prettier and newer the paint job the worse the airplane.
If its 10 different colors and primered it will fly perfect.
your credit card will be declined 800 miles from home after you just filled up your plane with 150$ worth of avgas.
you have no cash, and the airport restaurant is closed.
famous last words:
"yeah its IFR certified"
"it only burns 10 gallons per hour"
"the FBO you plan to stop at is open until 10 PM"
"fresh annual and no squawks"
"dont worry it has a ferry permit"
"the engines past TBO but it runs great"
"I get 150 KTS , so the trip should be only 5 hours"
"no damage history and complete logs"
seriously, I learned more then and had the most fun ever flying. It was great...