Farting FA

[Easy Mac]

What do you do when you can smell that cloud thru the door? What if it's bad enough to make your eyes water? Passenger oxygen on? Recirc fans? Oh lordy lordy!

 

[AerroMatt]

Uh, Mac? They just retired the last F-14 squadrons from the Navy roster. Are you moving into F-18's or are you gonna retire along with the Tomcat? I'm just curious.

 

[Sinca3]

I think they call it "crop dusting" or so my neighbor says!!

 

[rightrudder]

I've flown with an FA who would come up front to chat between flights, and it would smell like she shat. Fortunately, she is no longer with the company.

 

[TinGoose1]

Thank God for bullet proof doors. The FA surprise attack is no longer a threat now that they can't open the door.