EWR crewroom urinal

[Flopgut]

An FAA-certificated pilot responsible for the operation of a multi-million dollar aircraft and hundreds of lives at the pinnacle of his career on his hands and knees hugging a dirty urinal in a dank Newark New Jersey bathroom stall with a crayon. Message received.

Yeah... Starting to think this guy really is a sUAL pilot. This is just about their speed...


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[dicko]

It usually precedes an ass kicking. :laugh:

You prefer to tenderize before you eat ?

 

[HowardBorden]

Later, a strange event occurred; somebody left a little present in the urinal. Actually, it wasn't little. It looked like the product of weeks of grueling Popeyes consumption. Considering the speed, accuracy and planning involved, the player that left this giant Nard may never be found

Wow, that sure put them in their place!

 

[dicko]

Wow, that sure put them in their place!

Who Howie ...... Who did it put in their place ? Are you suggesting that the robots has a third ability ?

 

[fr8doggie]

Time Heals All

Don't worry guys. 24 years later and I think the FTL-FDX animosity is just about over.

 

[jtf]

It's all healed when the last one who perceived that they were unfairly integrated retires. At least this integration got both sides an improved contact before any lawsuits and/ or ill will wasted nearly a decade of nonimprovements.

 

[Ty Webb]

I'm reminded of an incident that occurred back in the Staple Age. The Staple Age followed the Bronze Age by a few millennium.

Anyway, on with the story; SWAPA held a nice little party with free food and drink. They called it a 'roundup', which is apparently a cowboy thing. The guests at the party were cheap AirTran pilots looking for free stuff, people with poor judgement and what appeared to be robots dressed as SWA pilots. Guests quickly discovered the fact that they were robots due to an apparent defect in their programming - they were only able to say "howdy" and then state their W2 earnings.

Later, a strange event occurred; somebody left a little present in the urinal. Actually, it wasn't little. It looked like the product of weeks of grueling Popeyes consumption. Considering the speed, accuracy and planning involved, the player that left this giant Nard may never be found

I think you missed your calling, Dicko. :laugh:

 

[redflyer65]

I'm reminded of an incident that occurred back in the Staple Age. The Staple Age followed the Bronze Age by a few millennium.

Anyway, on with the story; SWAPA held a nice little party with free food and drink. They called it a 'roundup', which is apparently a cowboy thing. The guests at the party were cheap AirTran pilots looking for free stuff, people with poor judgement and what appeared to be robots dressed as SWA pilots. Guests quickly discovered the fact that they were robots due to an apparent defect in their programming - they were only able to say "howdy" and then state their W2 earnings.

Later, a strange event occurred; somebody left a little present in the urinal. Actually, it wasn't little. It looked like the product of weeks of grueling Popeyes consumption. Considering the speed, accuracy and planning involved, the player that left this giant Nard may never be found

Good story, but why would an AirTran guy take a deuce in their own urinal? That really showed them!

 

[Ty Webb]

Good story, but why would an AirTran guy take a deuce in their own urinal? That really showed them!

Who said it was an AirTran guy?

Maybe a near-sighted robot had a little too much Shiner Bock and decided to ride the porcelain bull?

 

[SWA Bubba]

Who said it was an AirTran guy?

Maybe a near-sighted robot had a little too much Shiner Bock and decided to ride the porcelain bull?

It had to have been an AirTran guy. He said it took "speed, accuracy and planning," which clearly shows that the inept robots would be unable to pull off. Q.E.D.

Bubba