Empire Airlines

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As such.

 

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Bling -

How's that skateboard injury healing up, as such?

 

[blingair]

Brutal. Its amazing how much you actually use your hands, seriously. So you're pretty screwed when you not only bust both of your arms, but crack your wrists and ribs too. I even broke my nipple. I hit so hard that one of my nipples got damaged and it feels like hard cottage cheese.
My left arm is about 90% but since I'm right handed, its taking a while longer for that one to heal. I'm just now getting to where I can turn on a faucet or open the fridge without wicked pain. I will be so glad when I dont have to do the eye of the tiger thing to physic myself up so I can wipe my but or tie my shoes. The worst part is that it was a HUGE wake up call that I'm too old and fat to be skateboarding. I'm all paranoid about getting hurt now too. Sucks, but at least I can't find a job. Thank goodness for distilled spirits. And oh ya, no Handgella either.