Flying Illini
Hit me Peter!
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I was hanging out at Lehigh Valley Aviation this afternoon waiting for our airline flight out after flying in just before noon when all of a sudden a reporter with a camera shows up in the parking lot. I'm thinking this has something to do with the tornado (sounding) siren that had been going off for several minutes. The wx was crap with gusty winds and pouring rain as the cold front was moving through. Well, then the PA state police show up. Hmmm. So I am standing there in the vestibule when this E170 lands...followed by rescue vehicles. They made the turnoff and taxied in with emerg. vehicles in tow. Turns out they had flap trouble.
That event just broke up the hell that was my day today. Turns out our flight to CVG was cancelled which meant we werent going to be connecting to CMI from there. With a little sweet talk the ladies at the ticket counter were able to get us on a United (does Air Willy operate under the call sign United?) flight to ORD where we thought we would just get a rental car and drive down to CMI. So we hustle to the rental car busses and hop on one. At the last stop before heading to the lot, the driver starts asking people about their reservations. We say we don't have one to which he replies, "We don't have any more cars." Ok, so we get off that bus and try ALL of the other busses, no cars...anywhere. So we go back inside to the courtesy phones and call every rental car agency. No cars. So we get the 1-800 numbers to all of the rental agencies from our dispatch. They say there are no cars (at any company) in the greater Chicago area till after X-mas. Crap. So I get the crazy idea to try ORD Signature. No luck. Last ditch effort now, I call Signature MDW (where we go 3-4 times a week). They scrounge up a Hertz car for us (this at 10pm at night). Thanks Kathleen! Great, now we just need to get there. We ended up in a "limo" (actually a lincoln town car) and head south. Well, we finally get there, grab what may have been the last rental car in chicago and drive home. A crazy day to say the least.
...oh yeah, I forgot the part about being commando and the TSA guy checking down the front of my jeans...oops. With the pooring down rain my uniform was soaked. No problem, I brought some jeans and a sweatshirt to travel home in. But wait, my socks and shoes are soaked, no problem, I brought new socks and tennis shoes. But wait, my boxers were soaked...PROBLEM! I didn't bring a change of those. And this wasn't just a "wet," these were soaked as in dripping and they got pretty darn cold and I didn't have an effective way of drying them out. So I decide the best course of action is to remove them. Great idea, I'm dry and warm.
Of course I get selected for the Super Screening and of course I remember to remove all possible metal detector triggers...except one. My belt. The buckle makes it through the walk through machine but not the hand wand. So I'm commanded to unbuckle and turn down the top of my pants. Well, with not belt, the pants started to hang low. I did my best to keep them up and conceal things as I turned down my waistband but I don't think it was a good enough conceal job. Oh well, TSA guy says I'm good and I think I'm in the clear. WRONG. I foolishly left my mini-leatherman in my flight bag. It's got a knife blade on it. So I'm given the option of leaving security to go priority mail the leatherman to myself, which I do. But now I have to go BACK THROUGH THE SAME SCREENING WITH THE SAME **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** TSA AGENTS (they weren't busy, two people went through while I was at the mailbox...TWO!) I go through the whole process again (but this time I took off my belt!) but now all of my possesions (including my soaked uniform) get wanded for explosives. Luckily no false positives and I am able to get going.
What a day. I"m just glad to be home, even though it is 2am.
That event just broke up the hell that was my day today. Turns out our flight to CVG was cancelled which meant we werent going to be connecting to CMI from there. With a little sweet talk the ladies at the ticket counter were able to get us on a United (does Air Willy operate under the call sign United?) flight to ORD where we thought we would just get a rental car and drive down to CMI. So we hustle to the rental car busses and hop on one. At the last stop before heading to the lot, the driver starts asking people about their reservations. We say we don't have one to which he replies, "We don't have any more cars." Ok, so we get off that bus and try ALL of the other busses, no cars...anywhere. So we go back inside to the courtesy phones and call every rental car agency. No cars. So we get the 1-800 numbers to all of the rental agencies from our dispatch. They say there are no cars (at any company) in the greater Chicago area till after X-mas. Crap. So I get the crazy idea to try ORD Signature. No luck. Last ditch effort now, I call Signature MDW (where we go 3-4 times a week). They scrounge up a Hertz car for us (this at 10pm at night). Thanks Kathleen! Great, now we just need to get there. We ended up in a "limo" (actually a lincoln town car) and head south. Well, we finally get there, grab what may have been the last rental car in chicago and drive home. A crazy day to say the least.
...oh yeah, I forgot the part about being commando and the TSA guy checking down the front of my jeans...oops. With the pooring down rain my uniform was soaked. No problem, I brought some jeans and a sweatshirt to travel home in. But wait, my socks and shoes are soaked, no problem, I brought new socks and tennis shoes. But wait, my boxers were soaked...PROBLEM! I didn't bring a change of those. And this wasn't just a "wet," these were soaked as in dripping and they got pretty darn cold and I didn't have an effective way of drying them out. So I decide the best course of action is to remove them. Great idea, I'm dry and warm.
Of course I get selected for the Super Screening and of course I remember to remove all possible metal detector triggers...except one. My belt. The buckle makes it through the walk through machine but not the hand wand. So I'm commanded to unbuckle and turn down the top of my pants. Well, with not belt, the pants started to hang low. I did my best to keep them up and conceal things as I turned down my waistband but I don't think it was a good enough conceal job. Oh well, TSA guy says I'm good and I think I'm in the clear. WRONG. I foolishly left my mini-leatherman in my flight bag. It's got a knife blade on it. So I'm given the option of leaving security to go priority mail the leatherman to myself, which I do. But now I have to go BACK THROUGH THE SAME SCREENING WITH THE SAME **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** TSA AGENTS (they weren't busy, two people went through while I was at the mailbox...TWO!) I go through the whole process again (but this time I took off my belt!) but now all of my possesions (including my soaked uniform) get wanded for explosives. Luckily no false positives and I am able to get going.
What a day. I"m just glad to be home, even though it is 2am.