Dumbest question you'll ever hear.

[Whiskey Tango]

I used to live in the mountains my several ski areas.
What do they do with all the moguls in the summer?

As the captain I was boarding passangers on a full flight in the Beech 1900. After everybody was seated the woman in the front row asked me if i had a place to sit. I just said yes.

 

[midlifeflyer]

I used to live in the mountains my several ski areas.
What do they do with all the moguls in the summer?

If we're moving away from aviation dumb questions, I have a doozy.

The scene is a criminal trial. The Defendant, charged with assault and battery, is defending himself. He's cross-examining the victim who just identified him as her attacker. Here's his brilliant cross-examination question:

"You can't identify me! How could you identify me? Your back was turned when I hit you!"

True story. I was in the courtroom at the time.