Drunk Post

[HAZ-MAT]

Okay... some beers later, sign on to flight info... nothing interesting, except for FN AL's posts (as usual)... then jump to Airliners.net... and all i can say is WTF.......



"This topic is probably way to tacky and nerdy, but I have to ask to see if anyone else has thought of, or has, named their child after an airline or something in the aviation biz.

My first child is 6 weeks out and I have considered Boeing as a name, but Jett might be more appropriate. Right now the baby's nick name is Baby Boeing.
Runway doesn't jive. Anyway, anyone got some cool ideas on this? Would love to hear them!"

oh it continues........

I like Airbus, but more of a Boeing fan. For this reason, I have considered 777. The girlfriend isn't to keen to all these ideas, but if something sounds cool enough, she might go along with it.

I actually like Lingus, but it doesnt have to be an airline, but something to do with the industry, like maybe Stabilizer, Radar, Approach.

Of course, this kid would take kick boxing lessons at a very early age, LOL

oh, but wait... it gets worse

Well youve got-

Girl's names-
Pam (close to Pan Am, if you have an accent)
Connie (close to CO)
Anna (close to ANA)
Kathy or Cathy (CX)
Ansett (would make an interesting middle name)

Boy's names-
Ted


Okay..... its MILLER TIME for real.

 

[FN FAL]

not related...but I heard this today...I am not lying, swear on a stack of Bibles...dog spelled backwards as my witness...a woman actually named her child "chlamydia". I can actually give you the phone number of the lady that told me this today...her kin works in Ob/gyn and that is what was relayed to me.

Sad part is for the kid...when she grows up and whacks her parents for naming her that, she should get community service only.

 

[FN FAL]

The girlfriend isn't to keen to all these ideas, but if something sounds cool enough, she might go along with it.

Why not give her a regular (?) first name like Tanya or Tiffiny or Trisha or what ever...just so the poor girl doesn't have to get in the "johnny cash boy named sue" mode, then name her middle name Constellation. After the super connie...as you mentioned connie was like Continental...but Constellation is super. Plus as a middle name, you wont have to worry about her and her boy freind coming back in the middle of the night when she's 16 and whacking you for giving her a funny name like chlamidia or whatever.

 

[Jmmccutc]

i know a lady that really messed up, the girl went to HS with me and her name was FEMALE (pronounced Fa-mal-e) when her mom was filling out the birth certificate, she messed up the line that prompted you to choose the sex, and put the sex on the name line...

some people should just try and keep from having children, if for nothing else so they don't pass on their stupid genes, maybe darwin was right, the stupid one will weed them selves out of the poll...

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Whenever I hear these new names, I want to know if the parents were/are on drugs or drinking heavily. i.e. Destiny, Brianna, Brandy(parents were drinking it at the time), Makayla, Kiara, etc.

Why not give the child a traditional or Biblical name? It gives the child an edge in the long term because indirectly it gives the impression that the child is from a well educated and stable family. Now, consider the name Boeing or Airbus or something equally strange. Would you not agree that your first thoughts would be of the child's parents, and their motivation for giving a unique name as such?

A name should be easy and natural to say and use in conversation. If the child is constantly questioned for the meaning, reasoning behind the name, it may make her social and professional life a little more complicated. Not something you would want in an already competitive and complex world...

Also, it is higly likely that those with unique names will use a nickname, which may be more unappealing and informal than the original....

Something to think about, but as always, just an opinion....

 

[enigma]

not related...but I heard this today...I am not lying, swear on a stack of Bibles...dog spelled backwards as my witness...a woman actually named her child "chlamydia". I can actually give you the phone number of the lady that told me this today...her kin works in Ob/gyn and that is what was relayed to me.

Sad part is for the kid...when she grows up and whacks her parents for naming her that, she should get community service only.

My ex is a teacher, so I used to get to hang around with her public school teacher friends. One of the funniest experiences I've ever had happened when they all go to discussing kids names. The only one I remember exactly was pronounced: SHU-THAID (shu like shucks, and thaid like paid) and was spelled......You guessed it...........SH1THEAD.

The teachers always taped a note to the front of the poor kids records, with the name spelled phonetically, so that the next years teacher wouldn't embarass either the kid or herself.
It'd would be sad if it wasn't so danged funny.

enigma

 

[Pilot124]

My girls name is going to be PIPER
My boys name is going to be Sh1thead....Pronounced (SH1T-HEAD)

 

[HAZ-MAT]

hell yea

http://www.psychostick.com/beer_small.htm

Greatest Linkus

 

[mainah]

My ex is a teacher, so I used to get to hang around with her public school teacher friends. One of the funniest experiences I've ever had happened when they all go to discussing kids names. The only one I remember exactly was pronounced: SHU-THAID (shu like shucks, and thaid like paid) and was spelled......You guessed it...........SH1THEAD.

The teachers always taped a note to the front of the poor kids records, with the name spelled phonetically, so that the next years teacher wouldn't embarass either the kid or herself.
It'd would be sad if it wasn't so danged funny.

enigma

I went to high school in Mississippi and there was someone with a kid named SH1THEAD, just like you mentioned, also someone named their kid lemonjello. Pronounced la-mon-g-lo. Weird people out there. Shouldn't there be some sorta test for would be parents like a drivers license. Only allowed to miss so much on the written before they surgically stop you from child making? Just me or does this sound fair?

 

[Pilot124]

HAZ-MAT

Thanks HAZ-MAT It's an hour later and I'm still singing "BEER, BEER, BEER, I am going for a BEER" Come to think of it I am kind of thirsty. DAMMIT HAZ "Beer, Beer, Beer" AAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[SenorSpielbergo]

If it's a boy, try naming him "Seven".

 

[Stifler's Mom]

How about those famous pilots from Airplane....Roger, Victor or Clarence?

Or use some from the phonetic alphabet...Charlie, Juliette, Mike, Roger or Victor?

 

[bigD]

I actually like Lingus, but it doesnt have to be an airline, but something to do with the industry...

So what if this kid turns out to be really clever...do people start calling him cunning-lingus?

 

[FN FAL]

So what if this kid turns out to be really clever...do people start calling him cunning-lingus?

Hahahaha...(bacardi and coke are shooting out of my nose right now!)

 

[CatfishVT9]

When I was in my first tour flying the E-2C Hawkeye, one of the guys in the squadron wanted to name his daughter "Hummer" or "Screwtop" (our callsign).

His wife agreed to Allison (they made our engines).

 

[BTG]

Fokker!

 

[ibaflyer]

Oh the stories I could tell.....

My wife is an R.N. at a Children's Hospital in the N.I.C.U. (Neo-Natal Intensive Care) and some of the names that she comes home and tells me. Most names are spelled usiing the phonetic sounds.

Symphonee (Symphony)
Gonoria (Gonorrhea)
Syphallis (Syphilis)
Female (pronounced Fe-mal-e)
Twin boys; Harley and Davidson (Dad was a Biker)
Twin boys; Clay and Cole (Dad owned a Strip Mine Company)
Oranjalo (Orange Jello)
Lemonjalo (Lemon Jello)
Ya-Hinas (Your Highness) The dad said that everyone would look up to his son. NOTE: after about 6 months, the baby was back in the NICU,. The father, shook the crap put of him and after a few days on a ventillator, he died.

Triplets , Casino, Armani and Veton (Vee-ton)

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Fokker!

Yes. Gaylord Fokker.

 

[Jmmccutc]

after a few enlightening beverages i came up with this one...it's original...


Jmmccutc Jr.

or as Mar would spell it...

JJMMMMMMMMCTTTTTTCCCCCCC Jr.

 

[Resume Writer]

One of my pilot friends had a sister that worked Labor/Delivery at a hospital in the Bronx. She said that she had all kinds of interesting names that she saw. However, the best one by far..

Noz Mo King

When she inquired about why the person named the baby boy this, the mother replied...

"It just came to me in the delivery room."

Up on the wall was a sign that said..

NO SMOKING!!!