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scuzzer23

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A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to
cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some
of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground-level.
So he requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved, and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport, where a single-engine plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two
or three low passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I am a photographer for a national magazine,"
he responded, "and I need some Close-up shots."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he
stammered, "So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?"
 
Hangar joke or true story?
 
"Hilarious. The first 100 times I heard it. 10 years ago."

That is what someone wrote about this joke when I first saw it posted a few years ago. Maybe someone can check out http://www.snopes.com to see if it is listed.
 
GravityHater said:
"Hilarious. The first 100 times I heard it. 10 years ago."

That is what someone wrote about this joke when I first saw it posted a few years ago. Maybe someone can check out http://www.snopes.com to see if it is listed.
Yea...but I got suckered into reading it again, and I still found the punch line funny. And I'm pretty jadded! (so I've heard) :D

Hey...I made this one up today!

FN FAL said:
What do you call a critical thinking optimist?



He's the guy you ask, "Is this glass of water half full, or half empty?"

And answers, "It depends, am I drowning or am I on fire?" :D
I like it, I think I'll keep it!
 

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