Do porn stars own jets?

[English]

A buddy of mine nailed his wife in his Colt (the Piper, not the Dodge) on the way back from Sun 'n Fun. No autopilot. IFR flight plan. He's my hero!

TC

What about a threesome in an airplane?

I think I may have come across the next big blockbuster plot. Has there been a film produced yet on this subject?

 

[JB74]

On the gay porn star/heterosexual thing. I'm not buying it. Get paid big bucks to get hammered in the @$ all day then go home to the wifey. You play on that team once (professionally or not) and you're a member for life.TC

You guys need to loosen up!

Apparently some guys already are

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

What about a threesome in an airplane?

I think I may have come across the next big blockbuster plot. Has there been a film produced yet on this subject?

Well.....I didn't get it on video....but....

 

[English]

Who was the male lead?

 

[Freight Dog]

Well.....I didn't get it on video....but....

***Hugh Jorgan Goes To P.I.***

Coming soon to a pr0n theater near you!

 

[Dandan2cansam]

In flight feature entertainment

I used to work for a Club in Illinois for about 2 years. Being a Head of Security I received many perks, if you know what I mean. I know quite a few "Feature Entertainers". Anna Malle is my main pornstar contact, if anyone knows who she is. I am going to propose a business plan to her so that I can offer her both Flight and Security services. You never know where it will lead.

And yes these girls they make a ton. 6 figures. Jenna Jameson bills for 10,000 a day. We wanted her for our grand opening but the cost was just a little too much.

 

[miles otoole]

Guess you'll have to add "jizz mopper" as a pilot responsibility Make sure you bring your squeegie.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Anna Malle is my main pornstar contact,

Get me in touch with Kitty Young and you'll be my hero for life!

 

[qmaster3]

What about a flying cat house?

My MWR mind tells me, that a flying Cat house would do wonders for the Morale of Norfolk based shipmates. Would it be legal over 12/NM out?

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

The girls make a decent amount shooting, but they make a ton more dancing in the clubs-as the guy from IL points out. The girls tend to not last very long in the business. The guys make a lot less, but can last a lot longer. I've heard it's very difficult to do what they require the guys to do...I'd give it my best shot!

I thought the "Girls Gone Wild" crew had a Falcon 20? I saw 2 jets in BRO, and the van driver said one was GGW and one was Snoop Doggs. They were busted somewhere for paying girls to perform for the camera. It turned out they were underage. I heard the pilots got busted along with everyone else, so maybe the job security isn't great.

I saw a good amount of that stuff in MSY for free and it was only the Fri before Halloween-a not so big night? I'd love to go during Mardi Gras!

I've heard that a lot of straight guys have sex in prison, just because they want sex, and when they get out they only do heterosexual relationships. I would assume that it's the same for everyone. If you're paid enough, I'm sure you could do anything, including have sex with whatever. I don't think that makes you "un-heterosexual".

The MHC isn't that easy! I've been trying for years with someone who did it before they knew me, and I always get the same answer. I'll keep trying! I think the best would be to join the MHC during a three-way...you and 2 of the opposite gender.

I guess they'll start a "SC" or an "OC" now that VirginGalactic is firing up. No way to get in that unless you have a ton of bucks (or you're a crewmember).

Cliff
YIP

PS-Anybody go the the "Adult" Cirque du Soleil in LAS? How was it? How does it compare to the regular CdS? How does it compare to the other shows in LAS. I want to take my wife there and see some fun stuff (no kids!).

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

I forgot...What do porn stars do when they grow up?

They have kids, and drive them to soccer in their volvos.

"Volvo Driving Soccer Moms" by Everclear. A great video!!!

Cliff
YIP

PS-It's kind of like the sexier version of "1985".

 

[rchcfi]

I parked next to a ratty lookin' GII in VNY a couple of months ago. The line guy said it was the GGW airplane. It was a complete bucket of bolts. I have never seen an "operational" jet look that bad, except for maybe the freighters.

 

[sleepy]

I read a story about Mike South (a local Atlanta porn star). The guys have to bring their own girl to get into the movie (ie wife or girlfriend), then they have to share her with Mike. The only way men make money in porn is the gay kind. I doubt if any porn star makes enough to buy a jet (they probably charter a lot). The people who make the $$$ are the porn producers. They might have a jet.

Porn might be a good side business for a pilot. We had a lot of FA's who might as well have been getting paid for what they were doing. It would be a great fit.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

I've heard that a lot of straight guys have sex in prison, just because they want sex, and when they get out they only do heterosexual relationships. I would assume that it's the same for everyone. If you're paid enough, I'm sure you could do anything, including have sex with whatever. I don't think that makes you "un-heterosexual".

and tell your friends about it. See how that turns out!

 

[miles otoole]

Sorry that happened to you.