Do Pilots Think About Crashing?

[LaGarbage Man]

Every time I merge onto I66 during rush hour.

 

[OPECJet]

The only crash I worry about is the one that happens when I run out of pain pills.

 

[SWA/FO]

I think of food and what kind of food is at the next stop.

 

[scoreboardII]

Semi trucks look like ants.