81Horse
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... Only time its "open season" is in your house.
Make da*n sure the body "falls" inside the house. Also, say the intruder woke you from a deep sleep. And/or -- if possible, have a woman do the shooting (or say she did).
(These three helpful tips courtesy of Van Nuys' finest.)