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Not the Show Me State, A Show of Hands...
Thanks for being thin and beautiful! Its people like you that really make this world a great place to live!
I am definitely not beautiful.
I am responsible and I am tired of paying for people who aren't. It's people like this guy in Canada
that are a drain on everyone's resources and mean that there are other things we have to cut out of the public budget, better education for our kids, for example.
Either eat less and move more or accept that you need more space and expect to pay for it. You are responsible for your own life, no one strapped you to a table and force fed you the food.
If you have just joined F.I., Rez has a "problem" with a great many things in this oh so flawed world. "Incorrect" thoughts, politically "insensitive" terminology, any non-utopian outlook on the airline union mechanations. In our brave inspiration to the Proletariat Comrade's mind, He speaks for the downtrodden and is simultaneously "fixing" ALPO.
Me thinks the most appropriate "fix" would be a frontal labotomy or a neutering of all mustachioed marching ordered "union bruthas" in No(t)Va's ALPO orifices.
Oh, hell, here come the thought polizei. Carry on with today's approved chant.
Ooooommmbama...
Ooooommmbama...