Did you get the memo?

[Dubya]

"Sit down Rando."

"Move that giant cotton candy!"

 

[CE402]

"So you should ask yourself.............is this good for the company?"

"I'll be honest with you......I love his music!.......I'm a Michael...Bolton.....FAN!"

 

[Jmmccutc]

Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

 

[Jmmccutc]

you guys went and started a post about my favorite movie...i'm sorry but i have to add my favorite quotes to the mix...

I'm a free man and i haven't had a conjugal visit in six months...

F$@kin-A man Peter. Yeah Lawrence, F$@king-A...

I already told you, I deal with the god dam customers so the engineers don't have to, I have people skills, I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that, WHAT THE HEL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!!

You know the Nazi's had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear!

I too, am not a pusy...

...and I could see the squirrels and they were merry...

Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole...

Goodmorning accounts payable, Nina speaking!...JUST A MOMENT!!

You know what i'd do man? Two chicks at the same time.

Why is my name so hard to pronounce? Na-ee-na-na-jad! Naiinanajad!

Samir Na..Naga...Not gonna work here anymore.

 

[Typhoon1244]

You guys keep this up and the whole script will be on here!

 

[Jmmccutc]

hey Farva what the name of that bar you like with all the sh$t hangin' on the walls?

 

[Dash8]

"So you should ask yourself.............is this good for the company?"

"I'll be honest with you......I love his music!.......I'm a Michael...Bolton.....FAN!"

it just doesn't get any better than when he sings 'when a man loves a woman'

 

[uscpilot]

I could not think of any more quotes, but I was watching the extras from Troopers on the DVD a while back. It showed Farva's vomiting scene. I just assumed it was simulated, and that they had a tube or something for the "vomit". How wrong I was, it was all real. There he was sticking his finger down his throat for several takes. I cant imagine that that is the norm for the movie industry. The guy deserves an approprate award, something that would induce vomiting, say an MTV video music award, or an Oscar.
usc

 

[uscpilot]

I just remembered one:"I could set the building on fire."
also:"I said no salt, and there was salt, big grains of salt."
usc

 

[uscpilot]

"Friday is Hawiian shirt day"
"Corprate accounts payable Nina speaking...just a moment." and repeat several times.
Woops I didnt notice that someone had already said these, my bad. Nevertheless it is still good stuff.
usc

 

[skyking1976]

hey Farva what the name of that bar you like with all the sh$t hangin' on the walls?

You mean Shennanigans?

 

[uscpilot]

You mean Shennanigans?

Oooooooo!!

 

[HAZ-MAT]

Meow what is so funny?

 

[Dash8]

URRRSUUUULLLAAAAAA!!!!!



'hey, thats my girl'

 

[Corbon]

"Sing it again rookie beeeyotch!"

I'd give up sex for Super Troopers II (Superer Troopers?) with the same cast. Well..maybe not sex. I'd give up something though.

 

[Dash8]

just wait for it

give it up for me bee-yotchs!


Broken Lizard's; Club Dread

 

[skyking1976]

I am all that is man!!

 

[Dubya]

"Enhance."
"Enhance."
"Enhance."

 

[Dash8]

jeesh you guys, go back, click the link in my last message, you don't know wht your missin'

 

[Dubya]

"Holy mother of God......I can't wait for that one Dash. Thanks for the linky.

W