Did you get the memo?

[Dash8]

jeesh, hope that downer doesn't bring a screeching halt to this thread lol


actually had this happen before

'why does it say paper jam, when there is no paper jam? I I I I I'm going to kick this piece of sheit out the window!''

 

[T-Gates]

super troopers is slowly making its way to office space levels, rightfully so

FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!!!
FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!!!

Our Shenanigans are cheeky and fun, his Shenanigans are crule and tragic...which makes them not really Shananigans.....eeeevil Shenanigans ...

I'm gonna pistol whip the next person that says Shenanigans!

Hey Farva? Whats that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh!t on the walls and the Mozzerella sticks?

Shenanigans?

Oooooooooo!!!!!!!

---------

Yes I have seen that movie too may times.....

 

[starvingcfi]

haha. i almost fell out of my f*cking chair during the shenanigans part. classic man.

also

"license and registration, CHICKENF*CKER!"

 

[starvingcfi]

say car ramrod. say car ramrod.

 

[starvingcfi]

litre is french for GIMME SOME F*CKING COLA!


somebody stop me

 

[Little_Bill]

Ahh We Have Sort of a Problem Here

Try The Lumberg Site. Yeah

Give it time to load mmmkkk

Linky

 

[Little_Bill]

Linky No Worky

Guess the link isn't going to make it passed the censor filter.

Just sub the s and your on your way

http://www.bull$hitjob.com/officespace/LumberghOfficeSpace.swf

Bill

 

[Visceral]

Now back to the original:

What would you say ya do here?

Well look, I already told you! I deal with the godd@mned customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[Dash8]

hows about a punch-a-size your face, FOR FREE!

i'll believe that when my sheeeet turns purrple and smells like rainbow shuurbert

YOU BOYS EVER BEEN TO MEX-E-CO WOOOOOOHOOOOOO?

it stinks like sex in here

'oh come on, were like the sons ya never had'
"if you were my son mac, i'd a smothered ya by now"
'smoothered me in gravy you big dirty man'

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like a$s but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

You know, farva, only you can make a dark man blush

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy

and that was the second time I got crabs

I'm freakin out man

The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries


yes i've seen it alot, own the dvd, but i would'nt say i've seen it too many times lol

 

[UnstableAviator]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, ever single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, thats on the worst day of my life.

 

[JetSpeed219]

Here's a fun site for you Lumberg fans out there.......
http://www.phydiux.com/bill_lumbergh_soundboard.cfm

 

[Dubya]

Meow that's about enough out of all of ya.

 

[Salty Dog]

Where is that cute girl with all the pieces of flair?

I suuuure would like to show her my "O" face..

 

[Dubya]

"Meow what is so dam funny?"
"I could've sworn you said ...meow"
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy?"
"No."
"Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
"No."




"MEOW"

 

[Dash8]

"ok, who wants a moustache ride?"

 

[Dubya]

Dash...my stomach is hurtin....god that movie makes me cry I laugh so hard.
The syrup chug scene...when he throws the empty bottle at the city cop....LMFAO.

Dub

 

[Dash8]

yeah i haven't seen it in a month or so, maybe that's what i'll do if i don't get called tomorrow morning for res. lol


'yes i know thorny, big beautiful brown lips'

'chincillas, tacos? i don't get it'
"they think i'm mexican"
'your not?'

'hey, you there, uh, hey, BEAR FVCKER!'

'yeah, it's Afganistanimation'

'Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners'

'Desperation is a stinky cologne'

"sorry about the delousing farva, standard procedures"
'its powdered sugar'
"yes, the lice, hate, the sugar"
'its delicious'

"I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!"

 

[LR25]

"Micheal Boltan is not a bad name"

"Yeah, it wasnt a bad name until that a$$ clown started making music"

 

[slide33]

Mother. . . . . $hitter!

 

[Dash8]

'samir nana, nannana, naaht gonna work here anymore'

'peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless existance, and your a very bad person'

'hey peter, watch your cornhole bud'

'I cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary'

'you mean the crippled children jar?'

'your just this penny stealing wanna be criminal man'

'heheh, they're children would have hooves'

'thees, es a vary bad idea peter'

'this is not a mundane detail michael'

"looks like you've been missing a lot of work peter"
'i wouldnt say ive been missing it bob'
"*hahaha*good one, thats terrific peter"