Did JB land with a 1000lbs of Lettuce?

[sandman2122]

Back to the origional subject - lettuce!

so, .....how about them jokes sportsfans!?!?!

batta-bing!

hit me!

 

[Andy]

He still runs his crashpad in New York and management expect to see ASAP reports from this guy on a weekly basis. SAD, but...Idiots like this guy have slipped through cracks at all airlines and they are still out there flying the line.

OW!
The 5% rule is alive and well at every airline.
Here's a philosophical question ... if you can't figure out who the 5%ers are at your airline, does that mean that you're a 5%er?

 

[wndshr]

It was confirmed that jetblew and it's fine aviators did land with 2,000lbs of fuel. Again sufficient for a Cessna but really hanging it out there in the bus. Confirmed that the two pilots were fired. These are the facts as confirmed by jetblew posters on this forum.

mr LT....who do you work for? doesn't take too much of a detective to assume what airline you fly for... if so, you are not qualified to use "fine aviators" in a sentence without proof of not being involved in one of many "incidents" at your "sandbox" your background makes one assume you could qualify for many of those incidents!

never throw stones in glass houses!

 

[HighSpeedClimb]

mr LT....who do you work for? doesn't take too much of a detective to assume what airline you fly for... if so, you are not qualified to use "fine aviators" in a sentence without proof of not being involved in one of many "incidents" at your "sandbox" your background makes one assume you could qualify for many of those incidents!

He'll never tell his place of employment. He has to fly with people who might be watching him here. Come out of the closet and give your place of employment, if you're brave enough that is.

 

[Boeingman]

He'll never tell his place of employment. He has to fly with people who might be watching him here. Come out of the closet and give your place of employment, if you're brave enough that is.

United. He/it has one big set of brass balls casting stones after the last few years of grief over there.

 

[Boeingman]

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[AA717driver]

JetBlue has Lettuce on their planes? Wellll, they're doomed. Delta, UAL and AA took the Lettuce off their planes and got a huge financial windfall.

JB'ers, you'd better hit Neeleman hard to get that Lettuce OFF the planes right now! The financial future of the airline hangs in the balance. TC

 

[Bavarian Chef]

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Thanks, dude, I was so freakin' confused. Did y'all know that we actually can't squeeze any more bluejuice787 out of our lettuce, and that our customers preferred a nice carton of General Lee's chicken to those pesky lettuce wraps?

After Networ-King with Frank Lorenzo and Dave Siegal on the HighSpeedClimb (enroute to a fuel stop in SLC by the way), David Neeleman decided that wndshr could cause those lettuce wraps, already coated with Saabslime, to get stuck to the roofs of our JBFlyers' mouths.

He was haunted at night by the Boeingman under his bed and pulled the lettuce from the menu.

 

[bluejuice787]

Thanks, dude, I was so freakin' confused. Did y'all know that we actually can't squeeze any more bluejuice787 out of our lettuce, and that our customers preferred a nice carton of General Lee's chicken to those pesky lettuce wraps?

After Networ-King with Frank Lorenzo and Dave Siegal on the HighSpeedClimb (enroute to a fuel stop in SLC by the way), David Neeleman decided that wndshr could cause those lettuce wraps, already coated with Saabslime, to get stuck to the roofs of our JBFlyers' mouths.

He was haunted at night by the Boeingman under his bed and pulled the lettuce from the menu.

Now that is clever.

 

[bluejuice787]

Thanks, dude, I was so freakin' confused. Did y'all know that we actually can't squeeze any more bluejuice787 out of our lettuce, and that our customers preferred a nice carton of General Lee's chicken to those pesky lettuce wraps?

After Networ-King with Frank Lorenzo and Dave Siegal on the HighSpeedClimb (enroute to a fuel stop in SLC by the way), David Neeleman decided that wndshr could cause those lettuce wraps, already coated with Saabslime, to get stuck to the roofs of our JBFlyers' mouths.

He was haunted at night by the Boeingman under his bed and pulled the lettuce from the menu.

Does this mean that the Bavarian Chef is going to be outsourced?