Diarrhea in a Fighter

[Scrapdog]

An F-15E pilot flying out of an overseas base a couple years ago pulled off a crap of extraordinary skill IMHO;

On a night sortie out over the North Sea while wearing the famous "poopie suit", he was struck with that uncontrollable urge.

Handing over control of the jet to his quite new WSO, he unstrapped, pulled off his harness, pulled off his poopie suit (the top half of it, anyway), dropped trau, and crapped in his helmet bag.

I assure you, given the size of the Eagle cockpit (which is pretty generous by fighter standards but still pretty damn small), the contortions required to wiggle out of a poopie suit, and the logistics of doing that while stowing a helmet/mask and a harness somewhere in the cockpit, AND while not interfering with the flight controls....AND being able to hover over a helmet bag and drop a deuce in it...that is quite a feat.

One I hope I will never have to attempt to match.

Good story bro, but there's one major problem...the jet had 2 seats. Here's a toast to single seat fighters! :beer: