I am finished with this...
Timebuilder: You are right, it is pointless for me to be upset or offended by you. I have met you and your kind many, many times. In fact, I live right next door to you. My neighbors are "good Christians", as they like to tell everyone in earshot. He is a career military officer; she is a schoolteacher. They have rousing sing-alongs at all hours of the night, religiously attend church and bible study, and routinely plaster my front door with advertisements for their church. Their son is ten years old, and is easily the biggest troublemaker in the neighborhood. As such a good "Christian", he feels that God wants him to punish the wicked children (always much younger and smaller, of course) by beating them up if they happen to be of another faith. He also feels compelled to tell adults which ones will be going to hell (In case you're curious, my sister-in-law IS going to hell, but apparently I'm not. The fact that I'm a fairly large man may have something to do with his withholding his opinion in my case, as this little monster is a coward through and through). He didn't get these ideas by himself. His loving "Christian" parents taught him this hate and intolerence. It's quite clear they often discuss these topics as a family. "The Jews are hellbound; it's ok to beat up their kids". "Those Oriental kids don't go to our church; push him in the mud". You would feel right at home with these people.
You are a "Christian" for exactly the same reasons, and with exactly as much legitimacy, as David Duke. For folks like you, the Bible isn't the inspired Word of God. It's a club, to be used to beat your opponents, or anyone else who dares to hold a conflicting opinion or worship at a different church. "The Bible says we can kill all blacks, I just know it does. God revealed His plan for an all-white America to me in a dream..."
But most of all, I find that you failed to mention faith in Christ offensive. I think you might be putting your faith in the Church instead.
You didn't attack my personal belief in Jesus. You chose to attack the church at which I worship. I am real certain I can guess what denomination you are, but I am not going to stoop to attacking your church. That would do a genuine disservice to the real Christians who, through no fault of their own, just happen to share the same denomination with you. I will let you in a little Bible trivia though. It's something you apparently missed in your exhaustive, scholary reading. It's called the "Teachings of Christ", and it's contained in a part of the Bible called the New Testament. It might be worth your while to go over, and see if there isn't some way to apply some of his teachings to your daily life, because it's obvious you skipped over that part. Especially concentrate on "casting of stones"...see if you can find where Jesus mentions casting the first stone. Think of it as a Biblical "Where's Waldo?". I think you'll find it applicable to your life.
I don't know what happened to you to make you like you are today. You are bitter, opinionated, intolerant and hateful, with no sign of charity whatsoever. I feel sorry for you, quite honestly. In any event, I am through wasting my time writing to you, or reading anything that you post. I quite honestly have better things to do with my time.
Surfnole: I am curious in what crazy parish you grew up in...I have never heard of such things. Pro-abortion priests? Are you kidding? Let me answer some of the points you raised:
I grew up in the Catholic church and my mom is Catholic and a Christian. Wasn't it as recently as the 1950s that the Catholic church stopped having mass in Latin? If they really wanted the masses to know the bible, why would the mass be in Latin?
Yes, the Mass was in Latin. And everbody spoke Latin. My Dad and Mom both learned Latin before they were nine years old. Under the old system, you could go into any Catholic church anywhere in the world and still understand the Mass.
The center of the Catholic church is the eucharist (communion), not bible study, prayer, fellowship or preaching. As long as you take the eucharist each week, you are golden.
Again, my experience was a little different. We had 1 hour of Bible study every day in school (In addition to Mass). If you didn't go to the Catholic school, you had Cathecism classes to make up for it. As you can imagine, we tended to pray quite a lot in school. As for fellowship, haven't you heard of the CYO? My summers were spent going to camps, outings, hiking...you name it. I was in two different parishes growing up, and both were led by dynamic priests. In my church today, the opportunities are endless. Everything from hosting a pancake breakfast (which I am next month) to dinners and dances, weekly prayer meetings, singles events, etc. As for the last sentence, There is quite a bit more to being "golden" than simply going to Mass once a week, as I'm sure you understand.
At our local parish, the weekly sermon was not an exposition of the scriptures, but often a statement on various social issues of the day.
Again, all I can give you is my experience. I am now in my 7th parish. In my current parish, and virtually the same with the previous ones, the priest uses the sermon to apply the Gospel to our everyday lives. He usually tries to explain what God means, and then gives examples of how to best make our way. In other words, don't walk out the door on Sunday, and on Monday do exactly what God doesn't want you to do.
I am sorry your experience was so bizarre. I can't account for it, but I can assure you it isn't the usual one.
Take care.