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Delta going to RED uniforms to insure pax they're not flying Jetblue!

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Bankrupt Delta Air seeks a fashionable fix

Ailing airline's new clothes; robotic receptionist; a plastic-peanut puzzler

Designer Richard Tyler looks at one of the new uniforms he designed for Delta Air Lines flight attendants as Delta's vice president for marketing Joanne Smith, right, and Delta's senior vice president for in-flight services Paulette Corvin model uniforms in New York City Jan. 25. Maybe the red outfits were chosen to assure passengers they're not flying JetBlue.

If you ran an airline that has reported $11.6 billion in losses over the past five years and is in bankruptcy protection due to high labor costs and brutal competition from low-cost rivals, what would you do to help you shape up and fly right? Well, if you are Delta Air Lines, you throw caution to the wind and commission a new line of flight attendant uniforms.
Delta's new duds unveiled this week in New York were created by Australian fashionista Richard Tyler, who said "I designed the uniform to have timeless elegance that reminds us of the classic age of travel."
Ah, those good old days when airlines served food, arrived on time and were ... profitable.

We also applaud Delta's decision to choose bright red for the new uniforms — the color matches perfectly with the ink spewing from their financial reports.
 
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Good thinking Delta. You're losing money so, spend it on something stupid like this. What a frickin joke. I apologize to the Delta guys on this board.
 
Instead of spending the money on those uniforms, a better plan would be to hire local hot college girls in skimpy clothing to pass out free drinks and food at the terminals. Payem 6 bucks an hour with some free flight priviledges. I bet it would work!!!
 
Those uniforms look like raincoats. And the woman to the left in the picture looks like she's wearing the matching rain hat.

When it rains, it pours...
 
It wouldn't be a half bad idea, but unfortunately the only flight attendants they have left will not look good in the new uniform. All of the ones that would have worn it well have long since been furloughed.
 
The lady on the left loks like Delta material! Enjoy General!
 
Oh great, just what the doctor ordered, another uniform change for the f/a's! Maybe we can find another way to piss away money!
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and they outsourced the uniform design to an 'Australian fashionista' whatever that is.
Maybe it means greasy hair.
 
I say it's about time for a new paint job! TC
 
AA717driver said:
I say it's about time for a new paint job! TC

Putting Elton on the side of our airplane seemed to work for AirTran . . . . we made money those two quarters he was glued to the side of the airplane. Chuck Yogurt liked it, too, because he was able to sport a little wood without having to spring for the Viagra.
 
I don't understand how any intelligent person could think new uniforms (especially ugly red ones) are the answer to financial woes. If I go get an MBA will I learn great business ideas like this?
 
AA717driver said:
I say it's about time for a new paint job! TC

I wonder if you will see the FAs wandering around in 3 different uniforms just like you still see all the old paint schemes rolling around too.
 
The thing is, if you actually saw the hot model who displayed these uniforms when they were first announced, you would have been impressed!

Unfortunately (as we all know) few if any DAL FAs look anything like the hot 20-something model. In fact, as I read somewhere else, it will look more like the sequel to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

I wish I had thought of that myself.
 
Joanne Smith fails as president of Song and now she's modeling uniforms. She's probably smiling because she's due for a million dollar bonus sometime soon. When will airlines start to get rid of their incompetent people rather than just recycling them through the system again?
 

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