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[Tackleberry]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(girls scream)

What? It's not infectcious. The doctor gave me some cream and it should clear up in a week.

 

[Dash8]

se prohibe fumar

 

[Beechnut]

Caution: Objects in Mirrior are closer than they appear!

 

[NuGuy]

Caution: Objects in Mirrior are closer than they appear!

LOL, one of my very favorite "Far Side" cartoons was this caption under a drawing of a guy driving looking in a rearview mirror filled up with a huge monster eye.

Another was a picture of the inside of the fridge where a jar of mayo holding up at gun point the ketchup and mustard. The caption was "When mayonase goes bad". I spit my coffee all over the paper that morning...

Gary Larson was a funny a$$ dude...

Nu

 

[Ailerongirl]

Please mind the gap....


(Yeah, I know, but I had to contribute. It still kills me what we can make threads out of! )

 

[Smoking Man]

Active Ingredients

 

[Dash8]

Active Ingredients

better still


inactive ingredients?

(whats the point? if they aren't active/do anything, what good are they?)

 

[Smoking Man]

Hmmmmmmm?


It could be like pop rocks, swallow 2 packs and just add coke!

 

[Jump Pilot]

For invitro use only

 

[FN FAL]

Please mind the gap....


(Yeah, I know, but I had to contribute. It still kills me what we can make threads out of! )

Yea, but aint that the sh!t...no matter what the politicos or the religisios are arguing about...we can find enough "CAMP" to have fun! Regardless of age, sex, sexual orientation, religion, culture or creed.

And that is where I hang my freaking anchor on this conversation...

Dohhhhh...What's white and 12 inches long...badda bing! Nothing!

Lets have fun...fu<k the political correctedness!

 

[Dubya]

Water

Nutrition Facts
Serv. Size 8 fl oz (240 ml)
Serv. Per Container About 2
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Amount Per Serving
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Calories 0
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% Daily Value*
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Total Fat 0g 0%
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Sodium 0g 0%
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Total Carb 0g 0%
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Protein 0g 0%
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*Percent Daily Values are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet



W

 

[FN FAL]

Nutrition Facts
Serv. Size 8 fl oz (240 ml)
Serv. Per Container About 2
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Amount Per Serving
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Calories 0
_______________________
% Daily Value*
_______________________
Total Fat 0g 0%
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Sodium 0g 0%
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Total Carb 0g 0%
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Protein 0g 0%
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*Percent Daily Values are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet



W

Hahaha...I always get a kick out of the "two servings" thing on a bag of chips or a bottle of water, soda, etc. Like we got to drink half of it and wait...how long to drink the second serving?

What if we chug it down...aint that one serving? What the hell is up wit dat serving thing? Especially with a bottle of water?

 

[FN FAL]

Hahaha...I always get a kick out of the "two servings" thing on a bag of chips or a bottle of water, soda, etc. Like we got to drink half of it and wait...how long to drink the second serving?

What if we chug it down...aint that one serving? What the hell is up wit dat serving thing? Especially with a bottle of water?

Oh gawd, what's up with the Seinfelt thing...comedy has turned me jewish for chritsakes! I'm not even that religious and now I got to separate my dairy from my meat in the sink...jeesh!

 

[Dash8]

Oh gawd, what's up with the Seinfelt thing...comedy has turned me jewish for chritsakes! I'm not even that religious and now I got to separate my dairy from my meat in the sink...jeesh!

don't forget about only having sex through the hole in the sheet!!

 

[FN FAL]

don't forget about only having sex through the hole in the sheet!!

Hahaha...

 

[maddog805]

My Favorites...


-ALCOHOL COULD INTENSIFY THIS EFFECT

-USE CAUTION WHEN OPERATING A CAR OR DANGEROUS MACHINERY

-DO NOT DRINK ALCOLIC BEVERAGES WHEN TAKING THIS MEDICATION

 

[Ailerongirl]

WARNING: Do not use if you are pregnant, or planning on becoming pregnant.

Sounds innocuous, until you realise it's on a package of birth control!

 

[Northern Lights]

To adjust brightness, contrast, and screen size, use the wheel behind this door. For information on using the wheel, refer to your monitor manual.